I don't even know why the fuck I'm doing this, but here you all go. This is not for the faint of heart, some of these quotes contain foul language and dirty jokes, so to any kids reading this, I'd recommend finding something else. Some of these are human au, some of these are as trains, and yes, I am in fact lazy and my brain is broken, so you will have to forgive me for the dramatic inconsistency.

The Sodor Railway Race is coming to the Island of Sodor, and the engines are very excited, especially Oliver, who has been chosen to take part in the race alongside several engines from the Mainland. However, trouble arises when the devious Diesel 10 enters the race and uses every trick in the book to cheat and make sure he wins. Will Oliver stop Diesel 10 and win the Sodor Railway Race? Find out in "Race For the Piston Cup!" Based on "Race For the Sodor Cup"

When Gordon The Big Engine heads out on a stormy afternoon express run, everything goes wrong as he is stuck by lightning and his driver, "Keith" and replacement fireman, "Ted" are transported into another world.