Definitely NOT a joke. Take this VERY seriously.

Great things were always expected of Gerard Way. As the eldest child of the Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic, everyone knew that he would succeed at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Now in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Gerard isn't sure if he can live up to those expectations. His grades are less than stellar, and he is far from popular. Eager to prove himself, Gerard makes two completely irrational decisions that would shape the rest of his life: 1. He starts a band with his one and only friend Ray Toro. 2. He tosses his name into the Goblet of Fire. However, things are never as they seem at Hogwarts. With all of the drama between his fellow students and his growing crush on the Gryffindor Quidditch captain Frank Iero, Gerard will be seriously surprised if he even manages to make it until graduation. A Harry Potter/My Chemical Romance/Frerard fanfic, with some Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and others thrown in for good measure. Cover by @BrendonBySleep. Trigger warning: so many references that you'll feel like a photo that's been overexposed.

You're veteran with PTSD who unexpectedly gets hired as a security guard for Panic! at the Disco. Your bond with Brendon grows stronger over your shared struggles with anxiety and you realize you're not so different from each other.