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Password Incorrect by Quidam13
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I can't keep the smile off my face as I take my seat on the plane. I slide my bag under the seat and lean back. I close my eyes and let a blissful smile grace my face. He said I wouldn't be able to run. As if. I'm vaguely aware of someone taking the seat next to mine, but I pay no attention to said person. "So where we headed?" I choke on my own spit as my eyes fly open and whirl around to face the owner of the familiar voice. His eyes are hidden behind those damn sunglasses and a rather smug smile graces his face. I continue choking and he does nothing other than flip through a magazine. That smug smile never leaving his face. "You still haven't answered the question." "To hell." I finally manage to choke out. "Awesome," He flips a page in the magazine, "It's about time I returned home. You know, bodies to burn, lost souls to torture, I've missed it. It'll be fun." *** Nicolette Moore. A name law enforcement agencies across the world know. Though no one's ever seen the face of the world's greatest thief and hacker, everyone knows who she is by name. Nicky. She's an absolute genius. Once upon a time she wasn't the best person in the world. When her family was struggling she made some bad choices to help them through it, but when she tried to get out she got pulled in deeper. Ryder Stevenson. He's the son of the director of the FBI, and an FBI Agent himself. He's the one who brings in Nicky to get her protection from the people chasing after her. He's also the one, who gets assigned to protect her. Neither one of them like each other, and they can't go five minutes without getting in a full blown argument. She's constantly ditching him only for him to show up later and prove to her he's not that easy to get rid of. They're stuck with each other whether they like it or not. But he doesn't know who she really is. What will he do when he finds out? An FBI Agent protecting THE Hacker. The one the FBI have been after for years...this just screams chaos.
Kidnapped By Assassins: A Hacker's Story (Book 1 Hackers & Assassins Series)  by TaylaOsborn
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Jordan Maston, an 18-year-old Senior in a small American town. Known as the 'Virgin Jordan' at school and most likely the whole town, she is seen as the 'freak' with no friends, add to the mix that her parents didn't want her, she was in and out of the foster system for years, until the day she was adopted by her loving parents Ethan and Mia Maston. To add to the daily issues Jordan faces, she has never tasted alcohol, never kissed a guy and never had sex. She was a 'virgin' in every way possible. With her lack of friends IRL, she found comfort and purpose in hacking. She became the 'Virgin Jordan' Vigilante hacker. Unfortunately, being the number one hacker in the world, she should have known that she was going to be a target sometime in her life, she just never expected it to be a month before finishing her senior year and removing herself from the repetitive years of hell and hormonal teenagers. Straight A's student with a knack to hack Who Just so happens, to catch the attention of a group of seriously hot Englishmen who just so happen to be... Assassins. What could go wrong? A story of gun, buns, intrigue, mystery and a small computer nerd thrown into the deep end of espionage, murder and malicious intent and maybe even some family secrets. With men and women so evilly hot you won't know what to do with yourself. Will she get out of it alive and with her Cherry intact? ------------------------------------------- -This is my first long-term story on wattpad. And is also UNEDITED!! Also, apologies for plot holes, errors etc, I accept constructive criticism, but don't be rude about it. Content warning- ⚠ contains: abuse, sex, swearing, sarcasm and a very dry sense of humour, guns, action, feels, cringy moments and tears, lots of tears, maybe just from the author. Also ~ KBA is a humor/action book Book 1 in the Hackers & Assassins Series
Error 404 by RebelleFleur00
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Rebel Simmons was just a girl who was dealt a shitty hand in the game of life. Despite her harsh and abusive upbringing, she worked hard, and studied harder. With an IQ of 252. she's a certified genius and is working towards her Masters Degree in Computer Engineering and Computer Science at Stanford University. When tough times hit and she's desperate for money, she steals $5 Million from an offshore bank account. Little did she know she was stealing from the most ruthless Mafia Boss in the world: Dante Vino. • MATURE THEMES 18+ • Cover designed by Holly Thurston
The Mistaken Identity's Revenge (Book 1 Identity Series) by TaylaOsborn
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"Aspen, you'll pay for double crossing us" the tall Greek God like guy seethed. Holding his gun firmly in his grip directed at my head. "you'll regret this bitch" the blonde snapped. The guy to the main guy's left was still clutching his broken nose, courtesy of moi. A glare plastered on his face. Aspen this, Aspen that. My whole fucking life I've been mistaken for the devil spawn. My 'perfect' twin Sister Aspen. This did it. I snapped. I finally snapped, and it only took getting fucking kidnapped! "for the last fucking time.... I AM NOT FUCKING ASPEN! THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT WE LOOK THE SAME AND WE SHARED THE SAME WOMB FOR NINE MONTHS!" I threw my arms up in the air in exasperation. "quit fucking lying Aspen, we know it's you, you really think we're that stupid?" the red headed guy, said. "I. Am. Not. Aspen." I seethe. "are we actually buying this? The Blonde asked. "for fuck sake. She is my twin, BUT I hate her with every cell in my body." They laugh. "you're all so fucking thick. If Aspen was on fire and I had a whole fire truck full of water, I would stick the hose down my throat and drown myself before I did anything to help her." ........ Aspen Clarke-Miss popular, loved by everyone, perfect daughter, incredibly stupid, slutty, rich, snobby, bitch, walking STI, favourite past time? - making her younger genius twin sister's life a living hell. Cassidy Clarke-Always been in her sister's shadow, graduating highschool at age twelve, speaking dozen of languages, being a child prodigy and genius was never enough for her parents. Cassidy grew up hating her twin sister Aspen, who made her life a living hell. Not a normal sibling rivalry but a deep seeding hatred towards one another. So what happens when Cassidy is mistaken for Aspen and then kidnapped? Well Cassidy embraces the opportunity to tear Aspen's life apart the same way she did hers even before her life began. ~story is unedited, mature content ie. sex, action+humour