➻18+ 【DEADPOOL X FEMALE READER】❤︎❤︎❤︎ ❝So, are you going to go down on your knees or should I break them for you and it would be much easier?❞ Wade asked, as you whimpered under his cold touch. In a world where reality and fantasy collides, Deadpool is somehow brought into your reality and he makes sure to enjoy his stay while it lasts. But just when superheroes enter your life, danger is also bound to follow, causing the strings of the heart to be toiled with like a master with his puppet. Would Wade sacrifice his heart for his love, or his love for his heart? ------------ 𖣘𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥- 𝟚𝟝/𝟘𝟝/𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟛𖣘 𖣘𝕖𝕟𝕕- ???𖣘 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖞 𝖒𝖊

Yup, I'm as surprised as you are. Since the release of Deadpool 3, I've received an overwhelming number of messages asking for Deadpool x reader one-shots. After seeing the movie, I simply couldn't resist. Although this character doesn't appeal to me romantically like my other one-shots, I think I've managed to create a nice compilation. Hope you enjoy!

So one morning Deadpool (me) woke up and found himself in a park, disheveled, blood stained, (seriously, my favorite suit, ruined) and dead bodies and random trash all around. What the hell happened? And how does it all relate to tacos? (Real question is, how does it not?) Get ready to read the tale of one of Deadpool's most random, dramatic, action packed, and all around craziest days ever! Also did I forget to mention Spider-Man? (Yeah, web head makes a guest appearance, but this story is STILL all about me!) Obviously the characters featured belong to Marvel (blah blah blah legal jargon, read the story already!). Warning: This story contains violence, some bad language, and some sexual innuendo.

When Missy moves in across the hallway with her two-year old daughter Emily, into what is definitely NOT the best neighborhood, perhaps Wade Wilson can be there for them to brighten their world, and keep an eye out for them when they need it most...

Ten times Deadpool showed up unexpectedly and one time he didn't. Missy's self-proclaimed BFF, Wade, never texts before he shows up and Missy is paying for it dearly. Friendship and fluff with a maybe a little something more. Part 1 of my Wade/Missy series. First published in 2016 on fanfic . net which rather dates some of the references.

I did this story in Creative Writing a long time ago at school and I cracked up each time I added a funny sentence. So I thought I would put the story I typed up into this story.

When Missy's boyfriend leaves her six-months pregnant and alone, luckily for her Wade Wilson is just next-door and MORE than willing to join in on her 3am pregnancy cravings and her slow waddles up the stairs. Life is always so much better when you have a mercenary looking out for you.

You just needed a job...now you have to deal with a cranky old lady and a killer.

Deadpool x reader You had been kept in complete isolation other then the doctors that checked your health everyday. They didn't train you to fight or anything all you ever did was your 'school' work and sit on your bed. That is until one day a certain insane regenerative degenerate, came by. Marvel owns Deadpool