(Complete!) There's something terribly sick eating at the minds of the denizens of Boinks. Called in to figure out a case she thought was small, Match, a detective for over a billion years, finds that someone is trying to block her from the truth. What is everyone trying to hide? And can she escape before it catches up to her? Warning!: This fanfiction is meant to discomfort and disturb! *** The YH3 Series includes the following books in order, but reading them is NOT required for this book. This book explains itself without any extra reading required. This list is just here if you'd like to read more: • Golf Ball and the Yoyle Humans Three (YH3) • Pencil's Personification (PM) • The Weight of Time • The Poison in Boinks (PIB)

[Complete] Golf Ball is one billion years old, but as she's been living for so long the things of the world start to matter to her less and less. Is she ready to move on from her current life? Is Tennis Ball going to want the same things she does? *** The YH3 Series includes the following books in order, but reading them is NOT required for this book. This book explains itself without any extra reading required. This list is just here if you'd like to read more: • Golf Ball and the Yoyle Humans Three (YH3) • Pencil's Personification (PM) • The Weight of Time • The Poison in Boinks (PIB)

(Complete!) Humans are very different than objects, as Pencil finds out while becoming one. Being human apparently isn't very popular though, and both Match and Pencil drift apart. At first Match only wants her to change back, but when Pencil leaves Goiky she returns to tell of the world humans had left behind. This is a sequel to Golf Ball and the Yoyle Humans 3. *** The YH3 Series includes the following books in order: • Golf Ball and the Yoyle Humans Three (YH3) • Pencil's Personification (PM) • The Weight of Time • The Poison in Boinks (PIB)

(Complete!) Follow along in this fan made explanation of Golf Ball's flashback in IDFB's single episode "Welcome Back". It's an origin story, of a ball brought to life by science. She's the first of her kind, and it seems that the humans around her are eager to see her every move. This story is NOT the 3rd in a series, but the '3' in the title refers to three human friends. (Story ends chapter 36) *** The YH3 Series includes the following books in order: • Golf Ball and the Yoyle Humans Three (YH3) • Pencil's Personification (PM) • The Weight of Time • The Poison in Boinks (PIB)

WARNING! This fanfiction is the latest in a series of books that I've written. You MUST read all of the previous books first for this one to make any sense. They are, in order: - Crossing Over - IDFB: Continued - CO Short Stories (at a minimum, read the chapters labeled [Canon]) You can find them all on this account. Actual description below! ~~~~~ It's been a few months since Test Tube opened a portal that led to Goiky, and since then, the contestants of Battle For BFDI and Inanimate Insanity 2 have been freely interacting with each other. Everything is going well. But then one day, the portal stops working. Nobody can figure out what's wrong with it. Once again, objects from both shows get trapped on the wrong side of the multiverse and have to find a way to overcome an enemy long thought gone. (Cover created by my good friend Funfunny8!)

Short stories that take place in my Crossing Over AU! More info in the first chapter. And guess what? I finally made a better cover :D ~~~~~ WARNING! This fanfiction is the third part in a series of books that I've written. You MUST read the two previous books first for this one to make any sense. They are: - Crossing Over - IDFB: Continued You can find them both on this account.

IDFB... one of BFDI's greatest mysteries. Have you ever noticed how in BFB, it's barely ever mentioned? The only reference to it is one mention of the wall teleporter, and the word "Yoyle" is never even said - with the exception of the occasional catchphrase of "Yoylecake!" Not to mention that in the short Paper Towel, the Yoyle Needy is visible behind Yoyle Mountain, yet it's completely gone in BFB. It's almost like the contestants don't WANT to talk about it... what in the world happened?! This story is my fan take on the events of IDFB, post-episode 1, and why the objects of Goiky dare not speak of it. #1 in #BFDI - 11/20/2020 #1 in #objects - 2/28/2021 OLD DESCRIPTION: dnalsI maerD roF elttaB, also known as IDFB... a season of BFDI, lost to time. Nearly all accounts of what happened had been destroyed, save for the first episode. However, when an eliminated contestant from BFB stumbles upon a diary that holds the unknown events of the third season, he decides to reveal his findings. Life during death, slapped friends, and secrets upon secrets are all revealed in IDFB: Continued. But the stories were lost for a reason.

There are dozens of object shows out there, each one in its own little universe, almost never touching each other. But what would happen if objects from one universe traveled to another? *I've given a user who wishes to remain anonymous permission to crosspost this story to AO3. (Crossing Over got crossed over between websites, haha.) So if you find Crossing Over on AO3 posted by an anon, remember, it's NOT stolen!* #1 in #inanimateinsanity - July 16th and December 10th 2020/March 19th and April 1st-19th 2021 #1 in #BFB - March 9th 2021