You can't make a Church Boy out of an Atheist, but you can make a Bad Girl out of a Christian. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Brendon Urie Fanfic

~I WILL BE TAKING REQUESTS IN MY DM's, TELL ME IF YOU WANT IT TO BE ANONYMOUS OR NOT~ ~NOTHING SMUTTY BUT FLUFF IS ALLOWED~ ~I WILL COVER SENSITIVE TOPICS SOMETIMES~ ~SHE/HER PRONOUNS~ Just a ton of one shots containing the one and only Brendon Urie. Don't be afraid to DM me your ideas!

Oneshots and smuts from my tumblr account - some are two parters some are just oneshots, mostly Brendon/Reader fics. Any fics that are teenage!Brendon are in a separate book. Much love x

"My life started the day I got cought. Under the covers with second hand lovers" you are a 24 year old smaller artist in a band with your cousin and childhood friend. your also, how do I put this nicely. a fucking toxic train wreck with a shit past and have a tendency to fuck up others people's lifes(but don't worry your hot and can put on a fake nice persona.). and this story is one of the examples. Brendon is 31 and married. while you guys we're on you together something started between you two. (I'm going to try 2 chapters a day. And I'm vary open to subjection.)

You're a journalists writing an article about the hot new band that's in town, Panic! At The Disco. You meet Brendon and it takes an unexpected turn. Do you write the truth and save your dream career or try to save his reputation which also could end with a broken heart. ***Before he came out as bisexual and before he got into a relationship with Sarah***

"This is your Emergency Broadcast System announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge. At the siren, all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 hours. All emergency services will be suspended. Your government thanks you for your participation." DalPalWeekes 2015/16

"Can I see you in my office?"

SLOW UPDATES! Brendon messaged you thinking you were Sarah... little did you know this would turn into something you would have never expected. INSPIRED BY; oops- Tyler Joseph x reader. WARNING; mention of kinks, mild smut, anxiety mentions & self harm. ••• highest rank; #8 in brendonurie #5 in wrong number

"Why the fuck don't you hate me?" "I don't know, I can't help but love you." Brendon Urie: wealthy owner of two large mansions, the talk of the city, the man who throws parties larger than any other in the state, dark, up to no good, messes with women, and overly proper. He made his fortune from lineage alone. Rarely does he come out of his home, and rarely is he one to be generous without benefit to his reputation. His eyes have a glint of mischief. You, however, are a girl he knows everything about; the only foreign thing to him would be the strange heart mark on your shoulder. When your father gets a job as his butler and Mr. Urie is "generous" enough to let you live in the same home as him, how will you deal with an enticing man who you know nothing about but knows everything about you? And why do you seem to always come crawling back to him? WARNING: a few sensitive subjects and vulgar language, but I didn't want to mark it as mature because it shouldn't get too extreme. If it does I will be sure to mark it mature as soon as possible. UPDATES EVERY WEEKEND Cover made by me. From the author of Fuck is a Bad Word! However, this story is very, very different. . . Due to the story line, Sarah Urie is not in this book. However, I have nothing against her or her marriage to Brendon :)

"You better keep that little pretty mouth of yours shut before i shove something down there that will make you regret every word you said."