Why the heck did this come to mind?

basically a goddess throws me into ancient China to become a hero of the realm

After Y/n, Freewheelin' Franklin, Phineas, Fat Freddy, and Fat Freddy's cat (also known as "Kitty") smoke the ultimate high. They all slept in the basement from 1969 to the year 2020. As they wake up they have crazy adventures exploring the new year. Y/n was known as the Guru of Sex back in 1969. He shows 2020 women who he is.

A Shrek story retold, Mollymauk Tealeaf is an lone spirit, traveling to wherever the souls of the crowd called him. During one of his travels, however, he meets a reclusive and lone ogre named Shrek that ends up accompanying him on his journey. The two will face many adventures together, confront figures from their pasts, and maybe... Mollymauk can find something more outside of his forgotten circus?

On the adventure to find The One Piece

You all know the main Disney Princess Harem story and how far Y/N has come as a hero and a bringer of peace. Now, the canon characters from the original Disney and Pixarverse are about to watch his adventures unfold. And where else would they watch such grand adventures than from the comfort of the new and improved House of Mouse? Lucky for Mickey, he's got a partner to help liven things up bigger and better than before.

Y/n was an unattractive man who had a childhood. He was once a small time crook but later on he becomes a massive, hung hero after He gain powers. He is now an irresistible man superhero who does his own thing.