Gamzee has invited Tavros over to his hive to give him a gift for his wriggling day. Tavros has forgotten all about his wriggling day and thinks that this will just be like any other day they hang out. ((What will happen to these two is still unknown even to me }: ) ok that's a lie I do know what's going to happen. It's my favourite ship. <3 ))

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**Completed but being edited!!** Cronus Ampora was one of the sweetest and smartest trolls on Alternia, but his father and brother convince him to change to a bad boy so he could attract his best friend, Kankri Vantas. Kankri didn't enjoy this change at all and decides to let him go. Over time, Cronus gets used to his greaser self and keeps trying to attract the troll. Can he really attract this stubborn troll by being 'bad'? Characters belong to Andrew Hussie Inspired by 'Nice Guys Finish Last' by Cobra Starship

Cronus being a seadweller was very territorial. Especially over his matesprite kankri . Kankri the lowest blood a mutant so there where many things that want him dead . But cronus won't let anyone lay one finger on his matesprite.

THIS IS A JOKE BOOK---- READ SOMETHING ELSE ON MY PROFILE UNLESS YOU WANNA READ THIS AWEFUL BOOK THAT I REGRET MAKING

This is only my second fanfic, so it might not be the best thing ever. Oh, and there WILL be cursing. I'll make one chapter a lemon, if it's requested too. So make sure to comment and give me feedback, or just comment on stuff you think is funny so I know what to have more of. Thanks guys!! :3

This story is about my FAVORITE otp Erisol And incase you haven't noticed Eridan and Sollux are amazing! So here's my ship story! Enjoy! I suck at updating but I will when I get the chance

Your name is Sollux Captor. You are rude, easily annoyed, and when you speak you mangle words with your lisp. You code programs to annoy your friend and get migraines that feel as if God himself has ripped into your skull. You are uncomfortable around people, and you're shit in relationships. Yet somehow, you found yourself tangled up in one with the biggest asshole on the planet. You rather like this. Your name is Eridan Ampora. You are judgemental, privileged, and trip overs the letters v and w. You desperately search for a stable relationship, only to find heartbreak waiting around every corner. You have no people skills, and are absolutely certain that true love is some made up fairy tale that doesn't exist. But when one smartass shoves his way into your life, you realize that maybe you were wrong about true love.

This story contains mostly DaveKat and DirkJake. It also contains a little bit of CronKri. Jake who has been in England for the past year comes to visit his boyfriend Dirk. Dave convinces Dirk to let him stay at Karkat's, who he has a crush on. WARNING LEMON boy x boy in some parts I will alert ahead of time. The cover photo is not mine and all characters belong to Andrew Hussie. Enjoy ;)