khione is on the hunt for blood - draco is on the hunt for her. [summary inside] cover by @haruhiifowl

❝You make the stars jealous, mi amor.❞ - In which the richest, most eligible bachelor of Seville lusts for a flamenco dancer below his class. Romance/Comedy - Highest ranking: #559 in Fanfiction #1 in Spain Reached 100K: 11.10.18 1st in the Mic Drop Awards - Started: 14.01.18 Finished: 23.08.19

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

✅ "How could you love someone who tried to kill you?" ♔ mentions mental illness + graphic references Highest ranking : #11 ParkJimin

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