Rio Mendez has been gone for a while now. Now that he was back, he was about to learn that I wasn't the same bratty little sister who used to tag along with her big brother, doing everything I could to make their lives miserable. Something else he didn't know was just how skilled I'd become when it came to going after what I wanted. And what I wanted more than anything right now was one sexy hunk of prime male, Rio Mendez. Now that he's finally home from his last tour of duty I planned on going after my man. I was done being the shy eighteen year old girl that he'd regrettably kissed. I was over being the little girl he'd taught so well with her first lesson in genuine heart break. Starting today I'm officially a woman on a mission. A mission that I personally deemed as "Operation Attain Rio". Failure was not an option.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!