Kankri and Karkat move from the small town of Broome, Australia to find themselves thrust into the big city of Washington. Here the pair find ways to change who they were, for better or for worse. Kankri; the shy older brother who has always wanted the power to speak his mind and Karkat;the bastard son of a priest with anger issues and terrible self-loathing. The two find themselves thrust into high school drama like they’ve never had to deal with and encounter people they learn they can’t live without. But the Vantas brother’s hide a secret that could tear all they’ve worked to achieve to shreds. People from their old life return and memories better left forgotten are rekindled. In the end only one question remains; are happy endings really just for fairy tales?

Merry holidays you fuckers. This is just a bunch of davejohn one shots on holidays. Some have parts. (WARNING: SEXUAL SHIT INVOLVED. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. Thank you (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

'Although you'll never admit it to anyone, you live for these moments; the lazy mornings and out-of-place hair, the sheepish smirks and sleepy voices, and getting to wake up next to the only person in the world you can't fathom any words stronger than "I love you" for.' A JohnxDave/PepsiCola oneshot :3

EDIT: It has been a very long time since I've written this story. I've made attempts to come up with another one shot to show off my newer skills, and even attempts at a simple highschool AU (although my intention was to make that multi chapter). However, I haven't had a particular stroke of inspiration yet, and I'm worried about keeping to their canon personalities. I promise that with the next thing I write, I'll keep away from the typical clichés I slipped in to here. (Or maybe I'll rewrite this one before I step in to anything bigger.)