What if the Boy Who Lived ended up in Slytherin? Spoiler: chaos. In this hilariously twisted version of Harry's first year at Hogwarts, he's not saving the day-he's pranking it and the reason why soo many people are growing white hairs..... From trolling Draco Malfoy to giving Snape a migraine, Harry's got one goal: turn magic into mischief. Oh, and there's a Philosopher's Stone somewhere, but he's way more interested in hexing Gryffindors and pulling the best invisibility cloak pranks ever. Sarcasm, chaos, and snarky spellwork at work here! A/N: This is a hp fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own hp, rights to the owner.

You are mine. M-I-N-E. And I'm not too keen to share~ ((ALL ART NOT MINE JUST AMAZING!!)

So in this story, Izu is quirkless and he did not go to UA because after All Might had crushed his dream he gives up on being a hero. He did meet a few villains and hear about their side of the story and realise that this world is not all black and white so he decides to be grey and help both sides How will he do that you may ask? Well by opening a coffee shop of course! Heroes? Villains? Who Care! Just drink your damn coffee!