Joseph Stalin, the notorious leader of the Soviet Union, never knew what love was like. He had lived his entire life with everything he desired right at his fingertips, and considered affections a useless waste of his time. However, as the Soviet death toll rises into the millions and the border is flocked with German troops, Stalin struggles to keep his composure and remain the proud face of his starving country. But as all begins to look bleak, there comes a man who teaches Stalin the joy that can be found in the little things, that there are no mistakes, just happy accidents. It is up to Bob Ross to trade out the Hammer and Sickle in Stalin's hands for a paintbrush and palette.

"Would you go on your knees for me.. Baby girl?" "Thats baby girls to you, JC." "ANSWER YOU FUCKING SLUT." An amazing spectacular story where you meet Jesus And Judas, and have the BEST night of your lives 😏😏😏😏😈😈 (NSFW WARNING) Impressive rankings bc we good🥰 #10 jesus #2 judas

yummy. harry is a demon. kids is what he eats

Y/N is a shy and clumsy 4'1 ft sm0l garl with long ass crusty blonde hair and ocean, sapphire, emerald, gold, amethyst, lagoon blue eyes, which change to pink, seacrest, grenat, wisteria eyes (I watched those 'rare colors u prolly never heard of' tiktoks for this) when the full moon comes out. She lived in poor circumstances.... So that her own mother, had to sell her to a rich man. And this man was none other than... Mike glotzkowski. Glotzkowski is the German name for Wazowski. Glotz comes from the verb 'glotzen', which is another term for 'staring'.

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Deep in the heart of the African jungle, a baby boy is raised by gorillas. He grows up to be the hunky, heroic, yet clumsy (and also good-looking) king of the jungle. Zayn (aged 24), who swings from one tree right into a trunk of the next! But when a cute and innocent 19 year old Harry Styles stumbles into Zayn's unnatural habitat, he's swept off his feet. Leaving behind his forest full of animal friends, including Ape, a talking gorilla and Boris, an elephant who aspires to be a dog, Zayn plants roots in the big city of London. Throughout their wild journey, Zayn starts to develop feelings towards Harry, and wonders if Harry will ever like him back. Would Harry feel the same way towards the Jungle Man? Or will he reject Zayn and break his heart? *Sorry! I suck at writing these things.* Enjoy reading it :) xx

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Better out then in I always say

Roni told me to make this Jesus had daddy issues and John Lennon doesnt Warning bald "10/10 would recommend for any religious scholar. Really helps you get into the mind of the people of the time," -George Washington "John Lennon x Jesus is my OTP" - Henry VIII "Tragic ending that really makes one think" - ur mom