"Surrender, asshole." "That's asshole-san to you, bitch." And so began a lust affair that would transform the hate of rivals into the not-hate of I'm-not-sure-what-we-mean-to-each-other and finally into the hot, messy love of two fated souls.

𝗭𝗲𝗻𝗧𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸, 𝗠𝘆 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗭𝗲𝗻𝗧𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁? 𝗜 𝗔𝗟𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞.

𝗠𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿, 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗢𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁, 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 '𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗭𝗲𝗻' 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗭𝗲𝗻𝗧𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸. 𝗠𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝗭𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘀𝘂! 𝗛𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲! 💞

𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗷𝗶𝗿𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗮 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗹𝘂𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗼𝗽𝘀, 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗿𝘁, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝘆. 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗷𝗶𝗿𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘄, 𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆. (top zenitsu cause why not coconut? -short chapters. amateur writing.)

Written by a dyslexic insomniac with a caffeine addiction and cat. Cover not made by me.

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕞𝕚 𝕩 𝔾𝕚𝕪𝕦𝕦. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖. 𝕀 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕖𝕟𝕛𝕠𝕪 𝕚𝕥! 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕠 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝟙𝟜𝕂 𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨𝕤!<𝟛𝟛𝟛 Cover not mine

some sanegiyuu one shots :3 there may be - fluff - angst - smut?? (Maybe??) (Confirmed, there is smut) don't send hate if u don't like the ship >:< Cover ain't mine, credits to the artist