Craig Tucker keeps getting little love letters from a secret admirer, and he has been for five years. Finally, Clyde just so happens to pick one up and read it. Now the two, after much convincing, try to find out who's been doing it. After a while, the secret lover offers to meet Craig by Stark's Pond.

"We can finally stop this, Tweek! We can be normal friends again! Acting like a gay couple.. It's over!" I was extremely excited to tell him the news. But.. He didn't look happy at all.

"Look, I know they were just messing around, but it always made me so flustered! Who gets flustered over gay jokes about you and your best friend?" Kyle's crush on Stan has lasted for years, and with the help of a familiar face, Kyle agrees to an extremely unconventional and high-stakes plan to put an end to the (true) rumours about his feelings once and for all. Will he finally be able to continue a normal friendship with Stan, or will he luck in a different direction? Highschool!AU ((A Spanish translation by the lovely @Nick-w- is now available! Head on over to their page to read their wonderful translation)) ((A Turkish translation by the incredible @berrywq_1 is also being released! Check out their page for updates!))