Sonic was a great kindergarten teacher, was. When he loses his job thanks to the school remodeling he's left with no where to go. He's saved by a stranger who leads him to a place called Emerald Daycare. There, he meets 3 new employees and the stranger who helped him. The two cooks, Shadow and Mephiles. The other caretaker, Knuckles. Finally the boss, Eclipse. What will Sonic do when all his coworkers ask the same request of him? To save their dying species. Sonuckles, sonephiles, sonadow, sonclipse. Lemons with eggs 🥚 😋 😍 So many eggs. 🥚 Eggs 🥚 Eggs 🥚 Eggs 🥚 Eggs 🥚

"This gay hedgehog's making me all flustered up by his touches. What the fuck?" "We all get a little hard every once in a while, and it's cool to have a pal to help ya out." Sonic and Shadow share a bed. Gay shit happens. (tw: this is ironic and not meant to be taken seriously)

Just imagine the characters are in last year of high school and it's your typical chaotic groupchat. HUGE WARNING that this story gets progressively cursed and unhinged. ⚠️ 🔞 BOOK IS FULL OF CURSING, SEXUAL JOKES/HUMOR, AND ADULT TOPICS.🔞⚠️ ships in this book are: • Sonadow • Mephilver • Knuxouge • Fleetourge • Infidget • Blazamy