Yeah I want pepperoni, hamburger, jalapenos, extra cheese... Sir, this is the white house. How did you get this number? Huh, well let me tell you a story... RATED MATURE FOR A REASON! NOT FOR CHILDREN! Deadpool aka Wade Wilson/Bella Swan pairing. Contains action, drama, hurt/comfort, romance, friendships, family, adventure, humor, explicit sexual content etc... NC-17 Deadpool/Bella Pairing Completed WARNING! This story will be very dark at times. THE CULLENS ARE THE VILLIANS IN THIS STORY! So if you're an Edward fan or team anything Cullen you might not want to read this. This story will contain violence, horror, sex, language, alcohol usage. This is a story of humor, drama, hurt/comfort, angst, romance, friendship etc... I cannot express enough how this is NOT for readers underage. You have been warned so don't come crying to me or your momma. This is a DEADPOOL story so you should know better honestly. You may just go slightly mad when reading this, but that is also NOT my problem. IN fact I'm pretty sure none of your problems are mine. BTW! (Bold words are Deadpool. He tends to talk and argue with himself. The Bold Italics are the author aka me and Deadpool talking!) You figure it out!

There's another reason Bella Swan came to Forks, Washington. On her seventeenth birthday, Bella Swan is given a mysterious gift handed down from her great-grandmother -- a magick wand made of amethyst. Under a full moon, out in the desert, Bella begins to discover her powers and her sexuality...

Twilight has happened! Bella isn't normal! She is a Greek Goddess mixed with a Vampire. What happens next??? - PERCY JACKSON / TWILIGHT MIX UP!!! I do not own any of the characters. They belong to Stephanie Meyer and Rick Riordan but the personality and the character of Jasmine Jackson is mine. :-*

Bella has been having suicidal thoughts ever since Edward left her in the woods. A few months pass by and she plans her suicide. Will something unexpected happen on the day she tries to kill herself? Will something or someone save her from herself? If they get back together, will something try to break them apart?

Isabella swan was left heartbroken by edward cullen. Broken and then raped by Laurent she is rescued by her father Aro volturi. And mate Cauis volturi.

Will include Jacob Seth Paul Sam Edward Jasper Emmett Rosalie Leah Alice Carlisle ĘĎÏŤ James Quil Embry Laurent Bree tanner (nut) Victoria Alec Aro Jane Jared Brady Colin

Savannah Call is the older sister of Embry Call. She and Leah Clearwater are best friends. She dated Jacob Black but he broke up with her for Isabella Swan. But Bella couldn't hurt Savannah like that so she rejected Jacob. Savannah was done with being hurt. She packed up her stuff and moved to L.A. But before she left she phased into a wolf without anyone knowing. Savannah moved to L.A to do her singing career and become a YouTuber. What happens when she returns for her younger brothers birthday? What happens when she meets Sam Uley? Sam and Leah didn't date. No Emily Young.

Alison Rose Black is the older sister of Jacob Black. And only daughter of Sarah and Billy Black. Her best friend is Leah Clearwater. One day Leah and Alison walk to Sam Uley house only to see Sam and Paul cheating on them with girls they have never seen. Alison and Leah pack up and leave. What happens when they come back 3 years later. Will they be the same or will they come back different? What happens when she tells her dad she is the long lost sister of The Mikaelsons?The second oldest to be exact. No Emily Young. No Rachel Black or Rebecca Black.

𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘚𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘦, 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺 𝘮𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺--𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥--𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴? 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦. ☾ THEIR BLOOD TIED THEM TOGETHER. THEIR FATE TORE THEM APART. Before Leah Clearwater was the fastest wolf in the pack, she was just a lovesick puppy. Before Emily Young was scarred by her true love, she was a confident and ambitious young woman. Before the monsters came, they were best friends and loved each other like sisters. This is the story of how all that changed and of how a man came between them. A canon retelling of The Twilight Saga from Leah's and Emily's POV. Leah/Sam & Emily/Sam ☾ I do not own Twilight or any of the characters. Those are copyright Stephenie Meyer, obviously, though she did Leah dirty. #LeahDeservedBetter

After the final Battle Percy Jackson has saved the Olympians and the world. To show their gratefulness Zeus gave Percy a wish to become a god. As we all know know Percy declined. What happens though when Percy is forced to accept immortality?