WARNING: literally 90% smut lmao (I did not write any of the stories in this book, and will be giving credit to the authors with links included of where I got the stories from)

Each part is about a South Park boy pairing. Don't like? Don't read. It's simple. :)

Stan struggles to keep his relationship with Gary a secret whilst family problems arise. He knows his friends absolutely despise Gary, but he loves him. Gary is fine with a secret relationship as long as they're happy. But to throw on top of Stan's plate, Randy drags the entire family down into something really bad. (Stan won't keep the family stuff from Gary ofc) Stan has to keep Gary and his family issues a secret from everyone. Will he manage? Don't worry. The story will move past just these topics. We will dig into their relationship specifically too.

Requests open! I'll accept any legal ship NO: Adult x kid And no sibling ships. Be free to be creative and detailed, just note! I am a busy person so I won't do thirty requests per hour.

(First book)

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Assassin AU! Philip Pirrup was an orphan who originally lived with his treacherous sister and her husband. He was bullied and harmed at school and at home. His sister physically and verbally abused the brit in every way possible. One day, the brit decided to end it all. He snuck into his sister's room and slaughtered her. He then framed his brother-in-law for the murder and ran off to his friend, Tweek's home. They both bought a home together and became the bestest of friends, along with another blonde named Butters. The three of them became accomplices of Pip's heinous crimes. The young 19 year old had set up a job for himself to gain a steady income. He took up a job as an assassin. The young blonde enjoyed his job thoroughly. Tweek and Butters helped occasionally to get the job done. One day, the brit was assigned with a simple task. He had to assassinate a familiar lad named 'Kevin Stoley', a young man whom the young blonde had worked with before to kill Stoley's husband. The brit was caught by a rather shady individual. "We'll get along just fine, you and I!" (◍^ᴗ^◍)

It's in the name! This story will mostly be ships(Rebstella, Dip, Gregstophe, Pipstella, Pipbert), But there is more to come! Updates may be slow, but i'll try to do it at least every month

(Probably gonna be on hold for a lil bit :(( the motivation has not been kicking in and I might want to start an x reader 😔) After struggling with his self-image for years and hearing a life changing story, Butters decided it was finally time to come to terms with who she was inside. She was a girl named Marjorine, a girl who'd had a crush on her best friend, Kenny, for years. (Aged up characters) TW// Mentions of self-harm like, in the first paragraph, gender dysphoria, internalized transphobia, implied transphobia, smut

Butters x Kenny The school is holding a competition, a battle of the bands. The winner gets a dream trip to Disneyland. Kenny wasn't about to pass up on an opportunity like this, even if he thinks the competition itself is lame. Everything goes well until band manager, Butters, develops unwanted feelings for the lead singer, Kenny, who has closed his heart off from the world. Warnings- -language -mature themes -smut - do not get mad when you see the smut, I warned you.