Join Weezer at the dinner table!

high school, but rivers a is a whimpy 16 year old nerd, and your 16 too.

oh wee ooh I look just like buddy holly (also this is very satire)

Some kinky Thomas Delonge for all those who need it. Read away sinners, I'll catch y'all in hell;)❤️

will these two greasy fucks be hot in this story? probably not lol

high school AU Matt is a shy nerd who always has good grades, good folks, and focuses on his studies. One problem: he's openly gay...and bullied for it. Mikey is a tall kid with tattoos who smokes pot, gets into trouble, has negligent parents, and could give two shits less about school. He's been in the closet for a few years now, but never seems interested in any dude. But then he meets a boy. And this boy isn't afraid of him.

One day you wake up trapped in the back of the weezer tour mini van."What the actual fuck" you think to yourself,little do you know you're about to go on a mission of love,music,crime and affectionate cannibalism.(if you're actually reading this please comment something,it helps alot )

Brian Bell is a police officer from Tampa. He's by the book---follow the rules, enforce the law, have a routine, go to bed, repeat. Rivers Cuomo is a nerd just trying to get by and pay his bills. He resorts to bribery and robbery to pay for his expenses. When Officer Bell arrests him, Rivers attempts to sweet talk him. Number one rule: no officer is to be in an intimate relationship with an inmate. Any officer caught doing so will be fired. Is he willing to risk it? #2 IN WEEZER ON 5/21/21! #1 in CRAPPYFANFIC IN 5/28/21 #1 IN BRIAN BELL ON 5/28/21! Please be aware that there are many triggering topics in this story, such as: jail/prison, drugs, gangs, etc. !!! This is going through an intense rewrite! Please be patient! !!!

literally just pictures