The HMS Amethyst has a rat problem and Simon, the ship's cat, has set out to solve it. Can Simon power through his war wounds and come out victorious against the nastiest rat on board? This short story is based on the life of Simon, a real ship's cat who served in the U.K.'s Royal Navy in the 1940s. Content Warning: animal death, mild cursing.

Ptolemy: I am Pharoh, my power is unlimited! Cleopatra: Sure it is bro. -----------------------------‐---------------------------------------- A collection of incorrect quotes about world history, ranging from the American Revolution to Tudor England, and from Catherine the Great's Russia to Ancient Egypt. All of these quotes were originally written by me, for a group I run on MeWe. Quotes are sorted by country or region of origin.