Just hold your breath

Just a bunch of funny/cute/corny pick up lines. For both boys and girls;) WARNING INCOMING SEXUAL LINES! Do not read if you are a pure smol bean!

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

Follow Mythic The swords man(Main character), Manwich The Warlock The archer(Not based on me), Crystal The Sorceress, and midnight The rogue on their adventures and quests and what ever else they go on. Watch as they succeed, fail, fail miserably, and probably manage to do something else beside succeed and fail. Will they achieve meritocracy or will they be slightly above read on to find out.

PROLOGUE "Dude did you hear that Mojang got bought out" "WHAT BY WHO" "Microsoft" "No, No this isn't happening" WE DONT ACCEPT WHAT WE CANT BELIEVE