"We lost count of the year long ago. Who cares anyway? The People of K3-14 don't need to know what year it is, since the planet is already halfway infected. Their demise is coming soon. There's no way around this.... or is there..?" [Tw!: This contains swearing, mentions of blood (maybe mentions of gore too I dunno)] ...
Heyyyy this is a silly little crackfic that I decided to make because my motivation is confusing and so I decided to give you something to read B) There's swearing btw!1!!1!1!!!1 (This was inspired by @friedbreads and their "Jojo's bizzare groupchat" book. Go read it it's amazing and funny :))