This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

rewriting : ) <TW! THIS STORY INCLUDES QUITE THE AMOUNT OF GORE AND OTHER SUGGESTIVE THEMES. A WARNING WILL BE PUT WHEN A CHAPTER INCLUDES SUCH. THANK YOU. :)>

There are dozens of object shows out there, each one in its own little universe, almost never touching each other. But what would happen if objects from one universe traveled to another? *I've given a user who wishes to remain anonymous permission to crosspost this story to AO3. (Crossing Over got crossed over between websites, haha.) So if you find Crossing Over on AO3 posted by an anon, remember, it's NOT stolen!* #1 in #inanimateinsanity - July 16th and December 10th 2020/March 19th and April 1st-19th 2021 #1 in #BFB - March 9th 2021

Reoccurring nightmares. A murderous plan that just won't go away. You think owning a garden is hard? Honey please, this is only the beginning. - A few years after moving to Yoyle City, Pin is faced with the same horrifying nightmare.. A garden. Her dead friends. And hands. She couldn't bring it up without trembling in fear. She couldn't think about it without tears filling up in her eyes. So what could she do? Recreate the dream in reality? ... AU is mine. This WILL HAVE GORE SO. Gore warning to anyone who doesn't enjoy murder or gore. Other than that, enjoy..

In a twisted alternate universe, the BFDI contestants are no longer colorful individuals living freely in an island, simply participating in a weird game show full of zany obstacles, friendships, and intense, but in the end of the day silly antics run by some odd folks. Here, the cast are now artificially grown lab rats, trapped inside a hellish laboratory where they are all put through painful and rancid experiments, ran by extraterrestrial scientists hellbent on finding out which one of these unfortunate souls are going to be- "The DreaMaker." (CONTENT WARNING: THIS FAN FICTION CONTAINS LARGE AMOUNTS OF GORE, PROFANITY, AND GENERAL DARK THEMES. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

Science is always the answer. At least, to Test Tube it is. But this time, science may not give her the answers she wanted. What happens when you become too curious..? The feeling of isolated boredom we all know too well. Now, Test Tube is trying to find the solution, through a psychological experiment. The picture painted in blood can be just as pretty. Trigger Warnings: Murder, Suicide, Mental Illness, Claustrophobia, Extreme Violence, and some cussing. Cover art credit to a wonderful friend of mine, Shiiro on amino! All characters and rights reserved to the proper owners. Thank all of you so much for the support. This was my first story and it means the world to me, truly!!

A doctor makes living objects. Raised in small, isolated environments. Heavily monitored and kept perfect. But some of them, don't come out the way they were supposed to. And imperfections aren't tolerated.

All the BFDI characters have appeared on an island that seems to be set up for them, and the strangest thing is that they are all from different timelines. Will the characters solve this mystery and escape? Very positive, has a lot of changes in the pov, expect a lot of crack friendships. This fanfic is heavily inspired in a homestuck fan comic called "Karkat goes to a convention", if you like homestuck i really recommend you to read it (cuz it's awesome).

How far would you go to do it for Science? This story contains Violence, Gore, Offensive Langauge, and other themes that may contain sensitive content. Book cover artwork is drawn by me.