"Seriously, hadn't mortals heard of velvet, or even fur? (Cardan)" When Cardan, the High King of Faerie, finds himself in a motel room celebrating a "honeymoon" (courtesy of Vivi, his mortal wife's cousin), he goes along with it. Never mind that he has no idea what a honeymoon is. Never mind that he's still enamored by Jude, his wife. It's an opportunity for embarrassing Cardan, one that Jude would not waste. Guess she has an interesting idea of what to do on a honeymoon, because it's definitely not the same as other couples! Short story/ one shot ft. Cardan in the mortal world (just some fluff and Cardan's high king attitude). ... ONE MAJOR SPOILER LIES AHEAD (plus other minor ones). The Folk of the Air series by Holly Black I do not own any of the characters. None of the art is mine.

***MAJOR WICKED KING SPOILERS (set two months after end of book)*** Back in the normal world, Jude is desperate to return to Faerie. So when the High King Cardan turns up unexpectedly on her doorstep, she sees a chance to use him to find a way home. But Jude and Cardan have been playing each other for a long time, and neither can hold up their charades for ever. The night will turn out very differently to what both had planned.

It is what the title said. Might be some smut idk. Just some random Cardan and Jude one shots cuz I'm bored. None of the characters or story belong to me, all to Holly Black. This is just some fanafiction, enjoy!