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Randomness For Dummies by ThisSapphireMofo
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If u have come across this, u should know what you have gotten yourself into. Welcome to a world of randomness. May I interest you in a complementary tomahto? (Yes, I know I spelled it wrong. It's on purpose.) If not, could you click the orange READ button anyway? P.S. You do not have to be a dummy to read this.
Cinnamon (BEING TAKEN DOWN FOR REWRITE!) by DreamCatcher_5
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Cinnamon Brookes doesn't have a description- there really is no way to explain her except that you know when your near her there's going to be trouble and a whole lot of laughter. Examples from the book: "Yes, I had anger problems, correction, me and my brothers had anger problems. Our dad took us to anger management classes (Not Leo) but that just pissed us off more because they were at the same time as our favorite show Big brother. We got banned because Jason threw a punch at the leader for taking away his phone while he was watching and I helped by holding the guy down. Teamwork!" ** "I press the accept and speaker button, "Hello?" I answer. "Cinnamon, Leo is being a little- No, Leo put the knife down. It's chucky all over again! Where the fuck did he get a hammer?!" My older brother Jason, who missed school today, practically sobbed." ** He sighs and shakes his head, "Cinnamon, where's your shirt?" He questions."I took it off when I was dancing." I say innocently"That was not dancing." Angus says in something close to horror, "That was twerking, dry sex, whatever you want to call it but sure as hell was not dancing.""Hey, the guy was having the time of his life." The guy inputs, joining in the weird conversation."That he was." I agree, remembering his red rimmed lust filled eyes."I never said he wasn't." Angus states, "Don't get me wrong, the guy was on cloud nine."The three of us murmur in agreement about my swanky time and then we just stop and stare at each other realizing how awkward this is. ~Lol loved this chapter! You are such a talented writer and I enjoy all of your stories. Such a great start to what I think will be an awesome story! ~Hahaha *dying noises* ~I literally couldn’t stop laughing! ~You are a writing genius! ~ Love the first sentence it’s hilarious! I can tell this is going to be a really good book already. ~Bloody Brilliant! XD ~I need more!
How Boys Speak by HowBoysThink_
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Guys guide to dating and prank calls
5 mates...call me a doctor!!! by Infiniteandbeyond123
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Think of your worst week ever, then double it...times it by ten and add 100. That about sums up my week. Ok before I start to tell you my story I need to explain a few things. 1. I am a werewolf - I am a human that turns into a giant hairy wolf. No I do not eat people, yes I can shift when I want and no our clothes don't magically stay on our body when we shift, I mean yes, I am a supernatural being but come on..give me a brake. 2. I have 3 very over protective brothers - Conner- alpha of our pack . 21 he has light brown hair 6'3, he has a mate called Olivia-19 Tyler- 19 he has light brown hair 6'1 has a mate called Jasmine/ jaz-19. Lucas- 17 he has light brown hair 6'2 he has a mate called Rosie-17 They are extremely over protective. But I love them all. 3. I have 5 mates.
The Last Virgin Standing by laughterandjynx
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(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]
Notorious Sinner by ObeyLastQueens
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Asia Desmond is nothing but trouble and it follows her everywhere. Hell, even her friends find themselves in trouble. Wherever they go, it follows them.
Suck it, Alpha by starbucks_life
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"Mine". Growls my sexy mate in front of me. "Oh babe just because your the alpha and my mate, that doesn't necessarily make me YOURS," I smirk and lightly pat his cheek. I could see his adorable golden eyes start to change into an angry black, so I decide that was probably my cue to leave. Quickly, I turned on my heel and just as I am about to leave I feel sparks as his hand grabs my waist. "What the h-". Cutting me off he growls "Oh sweetheart you listen long and hard now. Just because you don't think your mine it doesn't mean your not. I know you feel the sparks between us, don't try to lie. Just so you know," he leans down and grazes my ear with his teeth "you will be MINE" and with that said he turns and walks away. A sly smile fills my face 'Oooo now this will be fun."
She's New And A Total BADASS by _demons_dream_
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There's a new girl in town.She keeps alot of secrets. People are following her. All the girls envy her but at the same time are scared of her! All the guys lust her but know not to mess with her she made that pretty clear the first day of school. But what happens when the school's badass/biggest player James makes a bet that he can make the school's new badass Skylar fall in love with him. But what he doesn't know is that she not only a badass but a criminal to.
There's A Fly in My Soup! by shewritesromance
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This is my kitchen. My rules. .......................
Life Proof by SimGuruAllie
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Summer Hunts has began her journey as a 17 year old girl. She has made her decision already. She wants to move across the country, to the town that started this all. Join Summer through her journey back to her hometown, and the secrets that unravel on the way. Sequel to The Baby Project