The story of how a rainy day and a startled ferret can change everything. Dan's a sixteen year old self-confessed art hoe who spends a lot of time in the trees off to the side of house. Phil's a seventeen year old ferret enthusiast with insanely bright blue eyes who happens to take his ferret, Susan, there for a walk. Vaguely (well perhaps more than vaguely) homosexual chaos ensues.

Book Two Continuation of Psychotic

One year ago, LA resident and photographer Chloe Nightingale was broken up with by her boyfriend. Suffering from heartbreak and a nervous wreck, she moves to London with relatives. Her cousin, constantly trying to send her on dates, finally finds her the right guy. But this guy, just happens to be Dan Howell.

featuring the universally misleading rachel green and the web of lies she created with the internet famous pj liguori. a story complete with extremely awkward family trips, a stripper who is also a ballerina, and a multitude of restraining orders. [ #4 in the pj liguori tag ] [ cover art not mine, all rights go to owner! ]

"Then the rest happens and I meet you and I'm not alone. So, what I want to say is thank you. Thank you for making me not alone." :. she was always alone. then one day it just so happens to get the wrong number. the wrong number, as it turns out, is actually the right number. how else could christine make such of a good friend as dan?

Book One of the Panic! At The Disco Series. You fooled me once with your eyes now honey, You fooled me twice with your lies...

"what? do you have a question?" "not really." silence. "but did you know that your name is almost pajama?"

now entering C: _ruby_ now entering C: danhowell

I had nothing. I took care of me, myself, and I. My parents were never at the run down place I called home, because it was a little more than boards held together by nails. My small town job, paying minimum wage of course, held me together. I wasn't sure when I would escape my hell, but it came; and I left. To London. *Note to Readers: The timeline of events in this story does not follow the sequential video timeline of either AmazingPhil or Danisnotonfire. The events are scrambled and chosen to fit in the plot line.

Piper Hensley. Brilliant and awkward girl with a caffeine addiction. quiet and Insecure. A Broken home a thousand miles away. And a really screwed up past. But now Piper's happier then she's been in years with an amazing boyfriend, a great best friend and great grades and a bright future not even she can screw up. That's when Piper meets a guy. Not just any guy, the awkward and tall Dan Howell. And well, this awkward brown haired boy will make Piper second guess everything this straight A student thought she knew. ...Everything.