Alec Lightwood is a stressed 20 something guy living in New York, working 2 jobs, and just trying to get by. Magnus Bane is a famous fashion designer, and when he comes into the store Magnus works at, both their lives change forever. (Kind of like a Malec human Au rom-com)

Every single quote in this, is John Green's and all right go to him I take no credit for these amazing quotes!

Wynter Lightwood-Bane is a shadow hunter. Orphaned during the Mortal War, she vows to become one of the best Shadow Hunters the Shadow World has ever seen. However, there's a twist. She's half Nephilim, half Warlock. Something that was believed to be impossible, and has never been seen before. Half-Angel, Half-Demon. From the age of two, Wynter grew up as the adoptive daughter of Magnus Bane, the High Warlock of Brooklyn, and Alexander Lightwood, Parabati to Jace Herondale and a hero of the Mortal War. Now, the evil is returning, and this time it's Wynter's turn to play the Hero... Starlet Alysha Herondale. A shadow Hunter, and surprise daughter of Jace and Clary Herondale. Thought her father is a hero of the mortal war and her mother is legendary, Starr has never taken a strong interest in being a Shadow Hunter. She'd rather live a normal teenage life, than learn how to impale a demon in seven different ways. With her strawberry blonde hair, and striking green eyes, Starr is filled to the brim with knowledge, and parabati-less; so when evil returns will she be the one to save the day? Or will she let the spotlight be taken by someone else?

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Have you ever wondered who's the girl with the broken smile? How can you tell? She's always smiling, laughing & cracking jokes, but little do they know she laughs to keep herself from crying. Living with a abusive step-dad, a mom who never showed love to her & a twin sister who once made her life at school a living hell that she moved to a different school. Well that girl is Katy, but no one seems to notice that she's in depression until this boy she meets on Facebook that goes to her school. One day him & his friends see her getting beat up. Will he help her? can he fix her? or will she find someone else?... ( I suck at this cx anyways hope it's good enough) P.S. There might be alot misspell things soo sorry if there is xc

What happens when Clary's everyday battle turns into a Mexican Fiesta? *Contains spoilers for City of Glass* This is a crackfic!

The Mortal Instruments is the best series ever! These are just some of the many awesome quotes from the series. If you haven't read it, then these quotes are still hilarious but they'd make more sense if you read the books :)

Hello my fello Malec community!!! These are one shots and moments from a universe I invented called 'The Banewood Series'. It's a universe where Magnus has found a way to make Alec immortal, and they get married, and has 5 kids, who have the last name Banewood, hence the title. Takes place in the future. Follow Magnus and Alec through their adventures in 'familyhood' and their day to day lives. Will eventually become a multi-chapter fic! But, for now, they will be one shots from family to drama to angst to humor. Hope you enjoy! :]

Malec. Sizzy. Clace. Wesdings. Children. Missing Vamps. Demons. A certain person comes back. Most characters and setting belongs to Cassandra Clare. :) The Mortal Instruments ~~~( ^ω^ )