*y'all DON'T READ THIS. i wrote this at thirteen. you've been warned.* "Harry, it's been rumored that if you have a daughter you would name her Darcy. Any particular reason why?" The interviewer asked. I gulped and glanced down at my feet, not wanting to talk about the girl that I had lost. "Um, yeah, actually." I admitted. "I used to be friends with a girl named Darcy... but she was kidnapped and never found again. I think that I'd like to name my daughter Darcy in her memory." My heart started to ache as I remembered Darcy Monroe and knew that I would never see her again. Or so I thought. © Copyright 2013. All rights reserved. This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder. For permission, contact _HakunaMatata_ on Wattpad.com

Hermione snogging a book? Draco flexing his muscles in the mirror while singing 'Sexy and I Know It'? AND SEVERUS SNAPE IN HOT PINK ROBES?!?! What the bloody hell is this?! Oh yeah, it's my new story. This Dramione story includes complete randomness, craziness, pranks and a chocolate-obsessed Harry Potter ;) IMPORTANT!!! I made more chapters!!! Please read :)

I tapped my pen onto my desk with anticipation. Why did I deserve to meet One Direction? I stared at my lifeless paper. The question kept skipping through my mind like a broken record player. Why did I, Cher Marie Lovett, deserve to meet One Direction? Lots of ideas swirled my mind, but one caught my attention. Without thinking twice, I scribbled onto the paper, “So I can lick Liam Payne's abs.” I know what you're thinking. That's probably the dumbest reason ever. But, hey, it was 100 percent truthful and its not like they're gonna read it anyways. Pretty pleased with my idea from God, I skipped over to Mrs. Richards’ desk and slammed down my masterpiece. “I'm finished,” I smirked with a mouthful of victory. Little did I know that a simple, ‘I'm finished’ would be my biggest regret yet.

{bonus book} - Collection of scenes where Moni pranks or makes fun of the lads from One Direction. Come, read and have fun for a tad bit.

Alex likes One Direction, but isn't the biggest fan. But everything changes when she accidentally calls Harry Styles. Her, her best friend Misty, and a girl they meet named Kirsten all go and visit the boys at their house in London. What happens when they all end up falling for the wrong people? And what happens when Alex has to keep it all a secret from everyone back home? (ft. some Larry)

{book 2} ✓ - ❝ I'm tired of pity, of everyone looking at me like "poor Zayn, infatuated with his best mates's girl". I know it's not okay and if it were so easy to forget about her I would've done it already. It's not. But I just need time, not people to pity me and force me to move on. Why can't they understand that? I just need time and someone to understand. ❞

Louis Tomlinson’s ex-girlfriend has his baby and he doesn’t know that it's his. Shae’s a toddler and thinks that Liam Payne’s her father. Liam and Ashton have been together for long enough that Louis thinks Shae’s Liam’s. Somehow, Ashton still hangs around Louis and Eleanor. But, when Ashton gets Shae ready for pre-school and they need her birth certificate, Ashton is scared that Louis will find out. And her worst nightmare comes true when she drops Shae’s birth certificate and the one and only Louis Tomlinson picks it up. Aʟʟ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ Cᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ, Dᴇsɪɢɴs ᴀɴᴅ Pᴀᴛᴇɴᴛs Aᴄᴛ 1988. Tʜɪs ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs ᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs, ᴘʀᴏʟᴏɢᴜᴇs/ᴇᴘɪʟᴏɢᴜᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. Aɴʏ ᴜɴᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀɪᴢᴇᴅ ᴄᴏᴘʏɪɴɢ, ʙʀᴏᴀᴅᴄᴀsᴛɪɴɢ, ᴍᴀɴɪᴘᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴅɪsᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏʀ sᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴄᴏɴsᴛɪᴛᴜᴛᴇs ᴀs ᴀɴ ɪɴғʀɪɴɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ. Aɴʏ ɪɴғʀɪɴɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ ɪs ᴘᴜɴɪsʜᴀʙʟᴇ ʙʏ ʟᴀᴡ. Cᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ 2012 © ᴍᴇᴍ4ʟɪғᴇ (Pᴀᴇᴛᴏɴ) (Tʜɪs ɪs ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ! DON’T STEAL!)

{completed} ✓ - He lost the woman he once loved due to his fame, since then he promised he would never do such a thing to a normal girl again. He would never ruin another life again. But it’s not always that easy when life puts someone who you just can’t resist in front of you.

Hailey Malik life seems great, living with One Direction and having Zayn Malik as an adopted brother. Even coming from an abusive childhood, she stands strong and is living the dream. But what happens when she goes to America to study for a year and learns to sing. Can she keep it from her brother, best friends, and life long crush Harry Styles?

When Kendra was 16 she got pregnant with Liam Paynes kid. That was May 14th,2010. He denied the baby and lefted her for X-Factor. But what happens when they run into each other in London?