𝐉𝐔𝐉𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐔 𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐍!! "oh my god! i think my reflection just talked." "that's not your reflection, yuuji..." ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆ in which sukuna stumbles upon his carbon copy on the first day of high school. OR in which your son feels different... and smiles more than usual. !!contains: potential smut, mentions of pregnancy, comedy & angst, toxic relationships. modern au main plot inspired by "parent's trap" various!jjk x milf!reader ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆ art by baby_00088 on x

Hakushin Y/n, a walking natural disaster with the mouth of a delinquent and the power to make special-grade curses reconsider their life choices. She doesn't exorcise curses-she traumatizes them. The higher-ups fear her. Curses fear her. Property damage fears her. Unfortunately, the strongest curse-killer alive has one deeply humiliating secret: "𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘀" "𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐞?" Because the strongest curse killer alive was a pathetic 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗘 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞!

━ #𝟎𝟎𝟏. ❝𝐈'𝐌 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐄𝐓, 𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄?!❞ DISCLAIMER: Readers Discretion Advised. This story contains sensitive and mature materials that may not be suitable for all audiences. I do not own Jujutsu Kaisen, the manga belongs to Gege Akutami, and the anime adaptation rights belong to MAPPA 𝙄𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝, a naturally old schooled girl with no cursed energy gets intertwined into the affairs of a sorcerer and her good friend, Yuji Itadori. Now here she is, broke and not amused by the turn of events that have gotten her stuck in the strange school of teenagers, an even stranger boss, and a thousand year old man that wants to eat her. This was a lot more inconvenient than expected, and at this point? She isn't even sure if her life isn't just some cruel comedy for someone else's enjoyment. ❝ Look, I didn't ask to be your intern.❞ ❝ ... But you are? ❞ ❝ ... I'm making a point, so listen. ❞ ❝ Ha! Okay then, what is it? ❞ ❝ Don't make me hold your stuff like I'm some extendable wallet!❞ ━━━ All artworks belong to their respective owners. The book cover art was found on Pinterest and edited along with headers and banner work. ━━━ STARTED IN: NOV of 2023 ENDED IN: JAN of 2026 © pandacloudlover, 2026

➺ "𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴". "𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥". ➺ 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢 𝘻𝘦𝘯'𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘳𝘺ō𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢 - 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵! 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 ➺ 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: - 𝘰𝘰𝘤 - 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵; 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 - 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭(𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦) 𝘢𝘶 - 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥

──── "??'? ??? ? ??? ??? ??? ?'?? ??? ? ?????? ???". ┌──────┐ ??? ??? ?????? ? ????????? ??????; ??? ????????? ?????? ??? ??? ??????? ?????? ????? └──────┘ ─── ????????: ↬ ????????? ???????? ↬ ??????? ↬ ??? ??? ?????? ???? ↬ ?????? ???? ???? ─── ???????: 2/27/2021 ?????: -

TO BELIEVE, A young woman who once held so much glory upon her title, ended up on the streets, homeless. Getting found by somebody who associates in the work of Jujujtsu and receiving two options - one having a path of its own. Those who wonder: Will the path end in joy? Or will it end in destruction? Read this story to uncover what happens. Must I admit, it is quite a rollercoaster of emotions! ⤷ DISCLAIMER AND WARNINGS. The story, 'Jujutsu Kaisen' belongs to Gege Akutami in general, but cover and plot belongs to 'danhoneyyy'. (Y/n) will be based off of Furina, from Genshin Impact, meaning the reader will be female. Sorry to my other fellow readers! This fanfic will contain... mental abuse, emotional abuse, verbal abuse, implied sexual assault, HEAVY angst (we all know Gege), arson, mentions/scenes of blood, death and violence happening, guilt-tripping, manipulative behaviour, obsessive and/or possessive behaviour, vulgar language, and more! To be a little kind, we'll throw in some HEAVY fluff!!! <3 (because I love you all!) ^ - This fanfiction has been created for entertainment purposes, all is fictional and not to be used for promotion towards harmful acts. Start: March 19th, 2024. End: Total Word Count: 90,267. THIS FANFIC IS INSPIRED BY -S0LARSAINT's FANFIC, "VOIDS", GO CHECK IT OUT! ⤷ @-S0LARSAINT Story Rankings: #1, for MeiMei - July 26th, 2024 (07/26/24). #1, for Kenjaku - March 24th, 2025 (03/24/25).

- "𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘶, 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶". - 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘫𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 - 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: • 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵 • 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘰𝘤 • 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 • 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 • 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘵: 𝘏𝘈𝘕𝘓𝘜 @ 𝘱𝘪𝘹𝘪𝘷

▃▃▃▃▃ "𝗚𝗘𝗚𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗠𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥𝗦!" 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 #𝟭 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻. ▃▃▃▃▃ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦: •𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀 •𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 •𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘁 + 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗮 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘀 •𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗮𝘀 ▃▃▃▃▃ 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 𝟯/𝟭𝟵/𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: 𝟱/𝟮𝟲/𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭

▃▃▃▃▃ ❝𝘴'𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢, 𝘴'𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢! 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦!!❞ ⤷ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙤𝙟𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙪'𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 ▃▃▃▃▃𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨▃▃▃▃▃ ⤷ 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 ⤷ 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 + 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧 ⤷ 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵 ▃▃▃▃▃ ⤷𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟐/𝟐𝟎/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 ⤷𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝟑/𝟏𝟒/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏