Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

A warrior cats fanfiction. Book 1 Star, a WindClan-RiverClan-Kittypet mix of a cat. She is rescued by her long lost father, Comes to the Clans, and, who knows, She might even live nine lives one day...

What if you had a secret? Young Skykit believes life is well as she is raised in the Clan of ThunderClan, where they all work together with peace and harmony. Or so it seems. As ThunderClan's deputy seizes power, Skykit is trusted with a secret from her Warrior Ancestors no cat would dare believe. Copyrighted 2014-2019. Any duplication, recreation, or stories along the lines of this product is strictly prohibited.

All the cliché terrible things not to do in one not-so-epic book.

I am not good at these...... But anyway, ... Ivy is a normal kit born into a two leg nest, but when her housefolk leave and leave behind her mother and litter mates, the join bloodclan. as she grows up, She realized that bloodclan wasn't as great of a place she thought it to be. Then Scourge decided that he should have a heir to lead bloodclan after he is gone. He has his closest friends, the toms Bone and Brick, go and get all she cats old enough to bear kits to be presented to him. She is chosen, much to her distress. Will Scourge be a kind mate? Or a cruel mate? Find out!