"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"and it's at this exact moment, that i am, finally, genuinely happy."

~12:03 am~ To: "sex god" Mikey i wish we could meet. ~12:07 am~ From: "sex god" Mikey one day, we will. Sequel: Connected

{sequel to Internet Friends} to: ivy my wivey ~sent at 4:35 am~ did you know that ivy leaves can be used as medicine? because i think you're the cure to my lonely heart to: CATson ~sent at 4:47~ wtf carson it's almost 5 am go to sleep and i'll see you tomorrow

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"