stan marsh is fifteen years old and already has a bad relationship with alcohol. all it seems to do is fuck up his relationships, whether he's the one drunk or not. thanks, dad. [tw ; slurs (only ones that the author can reclaim) , mild-moderate ab*se , addiction]

Your father, brother, and you move to South Park, CO the summer before your junior year of high school. You're looking forward to a fresh new start. But after a run in with a familiar face at your new school, you're not sure how to proceed. Clyde, your new friend (and next door neighbor) becomes your personal wingman, your father falls in love with an infamous lady of South Park, and the boys/girls at your school don't know how to react to a new teen girl moving to their little mountain town. Who will you form friendly bonds with? Who will you end up becoming total enemies with? Who will you end up with? Will your dad ever stop flirting with questionable women? Anything can happen in South Park! ⚠️WARNING⚠️: this includes: STRONG LANGUAGE, DRUGS/ALCOHOL, CHILDHOOD TRAUMA, AND SEXUAL THEMES

STYLE AND BUNNY INCLUDED (Maybe creek too if I get to them) STENDY ANGST TOO Everyone has issues in South Park, especially the main four. Stan feels like his relationship isn't working and like he can't talk to his friends about it anymore. He doesn't know how to feel about his current love life, and a lot is changing for him. Kyle feels like he's loosing everyone and everything. And him developing feelings for a close best friend of his, isn't helping him. Kenny feels like nobody trusts him or wants to open up to him. He also feels annoyed at Kyle for being so overprotective and overbearing with Stan, making it harder for him open up.

Six years have passed. It is the beginning of Junior High at South Park High for Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The boys from Colorado's most famous quartet have grown up, but South Park's still South Park, no matter how old you are. Follow the hippie, the jew, the poor and the fat on their 1st season of high school adventures!

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric have been friends for years. However, as senior year goes on, shocking secrets are revealed, and the future of their friendship is placed into question. Kyle has been in love with Stan since 4th grade, but the ever oblivious Stan is always off with his girlfriend Wendy Testaburger, the cheerleading captain and student council president at South Park High. Will Kyle finally be able to get Stan's attention or will he find love elsewhere in his number one tormenter Eric Cartman? Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this book or any of the pictures used. No copyright infringement is intended. I just wanted to give my take on how I think Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny will be like in high school.