This is not a plot lined story. Hell, it's not even good poetry. But not all high and low life moments come in verse. I created this as a mind dump for emotional days. You know exactly what days I'm talking about. The ones where nothing goes your way. When life hands you a glass of milk and you're lactose intolerant. When your love interest tells you they just want to be friends, and flirts all day with you, just to be clear that you are friends and nothing More. Sure. Will a lot of these be (anti)romantic? Yes. Will they be grammatically correct? Only The Lord knows. But will you be entertained? Gosh, I hope so.

Sequel to It's Like Monopoly, But Physical.

Lana is having trouble balancing her life. Not only is she planning a wedding to her prince charming, but she's also stuck in princess lessons. Just to keep adding to the list, her princess coach is irresistibly delicious and Ian's away with his voluptuous new advisor. Could this be the end of Lana and Ian? Sequel to Politically Incorrect

Juliet is back! This time she is still struggling to fit into the British elite upper class. There will be plenty of old faces and quite a few new ones. What trouble will Juliet get into this time?

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION The Bro Code says to leave no bro behind... But what happens when you have to choose between love and friendship? ***** Nick Maguire would never betray his best friends, Carter and Austin, by breaking The Bro Code, and he knows they'd never do that either. They've got each other's backs. That is, until Carter's sister, Eliza, returns from Australia. Unfortunately, Eliza is basically incredible, and Nick almost immediately falls head over heels. The two begin to form an undeniable bond that crackles with electricity - and spells a whole lot of trouble. Nick is about to find out that codes are made to be broken. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

Mia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it. Mia’s brother’s best friend Drake O’Connell was never big on rules. The judge who sentences him to 2 years in prison knew it. He is known for being the badboy, partying and womanising. His charm, good looks and obnoxious behaviour made his life pretty easy and his main goal in it was to have fun. He had lost 2 years of his life locked up, so he was determined to make up for lost time. So when these two people are thrown together, both without a care in the world, issues of their own and more secrets than an episode of Pretty Little Liars, you can expect a story full of laughs, tears, arguments and felonies. They might be breaking the law, but both Mia and Drake are about to find out that when it feels wrong, it is ALWAYS more fun. ©makeandoffer

Katie Holmes is a caffeine addict. Between college, and taking care of her brother, it's acceptable. Though, it doesn't help that the cafe down the street is full of handsome baristas, including one William Cerak in particular who has a mysterious scar on his wrist. Synopses will be the death of my publishing career.