the trolls have arrived on earth and trust me we don't roll out the red carpet. especially for one silent indigoblood.

You were walking along the beach with a heavy heart. You had recently had been dumped by your now ex-mate sprite Sollux Captor, all because he simply fell out of love of you, for someone else...you kicked the ground in frustration and utter agony, remembering all the beautiful times you two had spent together, tearing up, you sigh and look down at the sand, you see a rock and pick it up, it was shining very brightly, it reminded you too much of him, so you threw the rock into the ocean, only to hear something near the surface. Inching closer to the shore, careful not to get wet, (it was late at night and you couldn't exactly see well in the dark) once a bit closer, you saw bubbles coming up on the surface, and not long after, you saw a purple steak in the water, then a head, it's violet-irises staring a you, with a cold, death glare. "Stupid landwwellar". You cross your arms. "Hey, that's not very nice." The figure scoffs. "Wwell neither is gettin hit on the fuckin head."

This is a WHOLE BUNCH OF HOMESTUCK!

Picture is not mine You meet your favorite characters from the webcomic Homestuck and you nor the trolls know how they got there and when each of them asks you to be their matesprit are you gonna choose one or break the rules and have all three? This is a lemon.

(07/23/20) dont read this i beg of you. every time i get an email about a comment on this story, i get filled with dread.

Ugh, your friend blew you off again. You think this day can't get any worse, when you find yourself hanging out with a really awesome /and sexy //shot/ guy that comforts you. Hmm, how bad could this day be now?

You are adventurist but when you go rock climbing bad things begin to happen Tavros comes to the rescue

Today is your matesprit Karkat Vantas's Wriggling day. You plan to give him a great present and plan to enjoy his wriggling day with him. But he has something else planned for you two to do. (This IS a lemon. It will include nudity, sexual themes, and anything in a lemon. Enjoy :3))

Karkat x Reader lemon! You're Karkat's matesprit... and you're ready to fill a bucket c;

Picture is not mine *NO FUCKING REQUESTS* *READ THE FIRST FUCKING PAGE* All of these are lemons and will turn out to be lemons. If you would like to request a character, you may. It can be anyone.