I AM O B S E S S E D WITH THIS DAMN SHIP HELP ME LORD But still these are kinder x Caine one shots! And no smut, Im horrible at smut. But Im good at fluff and angst!!! 1st: cainetadc (date: 26 Nov 23)

The Amazing Digital Kingdom is a psychological dark comedy about cute cartoon characters who hate their lives and want to lea- HEY!!! THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT SCRIPT!!! WHAT THE F (or: a fun au where queenie swaps with pomni, among other changes.) (cue an entire rewrite of the pilot, and queenie suffering way more than she does in canon! at least she isn't abstracted, i guess...)

He pulled me tight against his chest and tilted my head up. His lips pressed against mine "You will never be alone ever again Y/N, I will always come back no matter what" Published 06/06/18

What can I say? The folks are still problematic, and the teenagers.... who the hell knows? They're just kids after all. Craig and Tweek are bitter ex's but are making their way up to healing, even if it's a long process. After being reunited at one of Craig and his group's concerts. Craig doesn't really know how to feel and goes through a bit of a confusion. Having to deal with being friends with his ex, abusive father, and confusing feelings after being forced to return to his hometown. Tweek wants to get over Craig but he can't, he finds it hard to when he's not sure with how to feel with all that's happening. His neglectful parents, who care but not enough to be there and now, his ex ready to unleash a river of pain. Will they find new romance along the way? Will they rekindle an old romance once again? How will this one end. (This is kinda slow burn, like there's hecka mentions of moments and stuff, but like.. you'll see.) [warning: abuse mentions & scenes, underage drinking, swearing]

(THIS STORY IS OLD ASF AND IT'S PRETTY CRINGEY, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK) Every boy you tend to like, always rejects you. But you find this particular boy different from your other recent crushes. When a over-heard boy hears you mumbling to yourself, he will plan something awful! Will he tell Kyle? Read to find out! (I don't own South Park. Trey Parker and Matt Stone do. I only own the story!) (THIS STORY CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE! MKAY?!)

Philip pirrup or, Pip, as most people call him, is an angel. All young angels are assigned a town and his happens to be South Park. A quiet mountain town should have been easy to watch over, the antichrist wasn't supposed to show up.

In this world, demons and angels live in harmony. The kids would play, the parents would talk to other parents, demons and angels would be best friends. But ever since the war of demons, imps, angels had started and ended, demons, imps, angels had spilt up. However, this never really stopped angels, imps, and demons living in the same area and being friends, but it is deeply forbidden for an Angel & a demon(neither can imps & angels can fall in love) to ever fall in love. Damien is the prince of Hell and goes to Blue-Clue high, that's where most angels, imp, demons meet up and or interact. However, Damien had met an Angel named Pip. Will they fall head over heels in love, do they fall in love, will Pip change just Damien, or will Pip stay as an Angel and still love Damien? Read this fanfic if you want to find out more! (Some other ships might be included but the main ship is dip) There will also be swearing in this fanfic, so if you don't like that, then don't read. Also if I offend anyone in this fanfic then I am sorry about that. (This kids are also in their teens so it wouldn't be kids.)

After witnessing the harsh rejections that killed Dip and Bunny, Cartman wouldn't stand for it. He had worked too hard to watch his two favorite not cannon ships crumble. So he decided it was time for another plan. A different plan. One that would maybe possibly lead to.... The end of the world? Maybe, maybe not. Join Eric Cartman as he tells a story not even he can explain! All images belong to me unless I say otherwise. Characters obviously do not belong to me nor the show they come from.

TRIGGER WARNING: EXTREME GORE, CANNIBALISM, SUICIDE, OFFENSIVE CONTENT, SWEARING. READER DISCRETION IS HIGHLY ADVISED. A South Park AU where everything is about a million times darker. Cartman, the evil little nutjob from elementary school, has completely lost it. It's his senior year in high school, and it's his time to bring about his revenge to everyone who's ever wronged him. Is it possible for the kids of South Park to stop him, or will Cartman win again?

"You deserve better Butters! Its to late for me but you..you can still do better and get better treatment!" "B-But....I want to do it with you!" Butters hugs Kenny tightly, "I want to spend the rest of my days with you Kenny! Even if it means we both die and get mistreated for the entirety for it.... At least you are there." Kenny hugs Butters tightly, "Why do you have to be so cute....?" "I-I'm sorry...." "Dont be....it nothing to be sorry about." Butters feels tears run down his face, "I love you Kenny!!" "I love you too Butters."