Peter's been Spider- Man for his whole adult life, he's more often Spider-Man then he gets to be Peter Parker. His love life has paid the price, and he is fine with that. Really it's fine, he's not bitter he swears. Besides, who in their right mind has time for relationships anyways, what with working on his second PhD, the stark internship, and super heroing his ass off, by the time he has free time he's landed face first in a pillow. After he hangs out with Deadpool of course- he's part of that busy schedule too, their dinner's and patrols together or after hours video games and movies leave even less time for 'dating'. Or. 5 time Peter didn't take Wade's flirting seriously and the 1 time he had to.

Tweek x Craig Wonder Tweek x Super Craig In a world of heroes and villains, Tweek Tweak chooses to rise up and fight for the greater good. He is sent out to recruit a new member for his hero foundation. A fighter named Craig Tucker. The new boy seems to be difficult, but something about him makes Tweek feel relaxed, and some new emotions he's never felt before. This is a superhero ship story based on the South Park game. Warnings: Language Sexual scenes Violence Bullying Death