❛ being your punchline still is something ❜ - '𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬' 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘭 ╰┈: ̗̀➛ big-shot superhero Rex Splode dates someone just as bad at relationships as he is: It doesn't end well. 𝓂𝒶𝓈𝒸!𝑜𝒸𝓍𝑅𝑒𝓍 PRE-CANON 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔡 - 8/17/2024 𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 - TBD

"you smile and i get sunburn" in which an aspiring performer is invited to tour with one of the biggest names in alternative music where he begins to fall for the drummer. title and tagline inspired by "Sunburn" by The Living Tombstone lowercase intended! ~very inconsistent updates~ trigger warnings: ~self-harm ~suicide ~mild gore read at your own risk