The four boys from South Park, Kyle, Kenny, Stan and Cartman, have survived many challenges in South Park, gluten, TSA, aliens, the homeless, even talking poop, but their biggest challenge is yet to come. When the new girl arrives at South Park. Who will she pick?, Will friendships last?, Will their show ever get cancelled?

All the boys crushin on a new kid, Or so they thought. (Y/N) was indeed not new the boys just never recognized them till 10th grade. This varies to Team Stan, Team Craig, Damien, Pip, Pete, etc. Note: ALL the boys like the reader this isn't Oneshots. Warnings; Cussing, Talk of Sexual Interactions NOT A LEMON, THEY/THEM GENDERED READER: Boys, girls, both, neither, all welcomed :)