spousevesto
Salt recently gets a job at.. "Die of Death College" as a band teacher?
If the name doesn't sound insane enough, they encounter economics professor Devesto who just so happened to take a liking to them.
P.S. THIS WAS HEAVILY INSPIRED OFF THIS SCARAMOUCHE X READER FIC THAT I READ LONG AGO WHEN I HAD A PHASE... LOVE THEIR WORKS THO 🥹