Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

What happens when an unknown number calls a sassy luke who likes to play kid games yet has a dirty and normal hormonal 16 year old mind (Text mostly but some normal chapters)

"Don't be daft, Michael," Ashton laughs. "Calum's straight." ⓒ Cover by quantum-fags

Michael Clifford is just the ordinary Aussie boy, who moved to England because his mother got a new job. He left everything he knew behind to start a new life. He meets three guys, Ashton, Calum and Luke, they end up to be best friends. But deep down Michael get butterflies, just by the tought of Ashton, he's dated a few girls throughout his life, but none of them has ever made him feel like this before, Michael isn't sure what it is, but maybe Ashton is going to help him figure out. (Everything in this story is made up, by me, it is fictional, none of the boys are gay in real life, at least not what I or any other fan know ;) hahaha, nor do they live in england.) Hope you enjoy!

Luke and Ashton are in love with their bullies. But Calum and Michael love them back Wow I suck at descriptions I'm sorry you don't have to read if u don't want Cover by DionneMCrawford

Ashton just got a job as the delivery boy at the local pizzeria 'La La La Pizza!' Every night Michael orders a pizza from this particular pizzeria. Ashton had his heart broken before. Michael's never even dated anyone. They're both in for it.

❝i'm blind,❞ luke muttered. ❝nice to meet you, blind. im michael.❞ © 2014 michaelsvans {#1 fanfiction - 9/28/14} {#8 teen fiction - 9/18/14} cover by @michaelclifford

[ SEQUEL TO 'COLLABORATION' ] ❝ the wifi connection here sucks ❞ ❝ but that's not important if the connection between us works perfectly ❞ - in which calum and michal experience the ups and downs of a youtuber relationship [side lashton] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

Calum is gay. So his mom sends him to a Christian camp to "turn him straight." But honestly, quite the opposite happens after Calum meets his highly attractive and cuddly counselor, Luke. ***COVER BY FangirlOTP***