It was a normal day for Lumine. Well, as normal as it can be with abyss mages and hilichurls attacking her path to Sumeru as Paimon kept complaining about how slow they were. Really, she just wanted to find her brother again and ask him why he joined the abyss. Is that too much to ask? Apparently, it is because after killing a hydro abyss mage, a black hole appeared below her which swallowed both her and Paimon and brought them to a large room filled with both familiar and unfamiliar people with a bear who claimed to show them her travels, both the past and the future. Can Teyvat get any weirder? ~~~ Spoiler alert! This book will consists of spoilers from the game and theories made by different people! Note: There are no ships here. Disclaimer: I don't own Genshin Impact. All rights belong to the original creator, Hoyoverse. The cover picture was made by avery_aldini who kindly made it for me and gave me permission to use it!! ^^ Update: Once every month/two months October 17, 2022 - ???

[ 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄. ] ❝ 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗜 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗘, ❞ [ who made me a princess ; claude de alger obelia ] in which a girl gets sucked into another world as the daughter of a count that was to enter the palace as a maid. deciding she'll live as her modern self one last time, she visits a pub to to drink her sorrows away, and maybe along with her virginity. ❝ 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗜 𝗚𝗢 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘? ❞

don't play games with a 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 who can play 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓. 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘶 𝘥𝘢𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘺𝘦𝘯 𝘹 𝘰𝘤 book 𝒐𝒏𝒆 in 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏 series

(𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬!𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐱 𝐈𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢'𝐝!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) "What's your type?" "Tall, dark and handsome. Who's your favourite Sanrio?" "Pompompurin" "You basic bitch-" You didn't know being constipated was an unspoken rule that led you to be in Jujutsu Kaisen. Neither did you know you would have a special-grade companion, plushie-triggered curses and being naturally born with positive energy. How hard can it be? (𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐊𝐎-𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍)

▃▃▃▃▃ "𝗚𝗘𝗚𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗠𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥𝗦!" 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 #𝟭 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻. ▃▃▃▃▃ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦: •𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀 •𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 •𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘁 + 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗮 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘀 •𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗮𝘀 ▃▃▃▃▃ 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 𝟯/𝟭𝟵/𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: 𝟱/𝟮𝟲/𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭