Steely Dan gets convinced by Hol Horse that they should eat at Applebee's for dinner. Wacky shit happens 😱😱

help me i posted this at 1 am

You find yourself in a room with a man, a beautiful blonde with a chiseled chest, who has a surprise in store for you. I wrote this because I ate a honey bun and thought "Fuck i want funny valentine from JJBA to force feed me honey buns until I cry" and so i wrote a fanfiction about it

Rohan opens his fridge and notices a Beef Wellington on the bottom shelf.