Different ways to annoy people and some very funny dares TRY IT UR SELF

Best quotes by Patrick Star

When Hazel's beloved boyfriend (Augustus Waters) dies, she thinks life as she knows it is over. But when she goes to the hospital and discovers that she is pregnant, it is the best thing that ever happened to her...or the worst.

Just my spin on what happens after the 'I do's.' It's basically what I think Hazel does, it's not meant to be a masterpiece but I don't think it's too bad so give it a read and let me know what you think, or what you would change about it. Enjoy. ;)

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!