basically lol catches simon and robert fucking. kiss me era

robert got kidnapped by this very crazy fangirl because she thought he was the most handsome goth b0y ever. the only one who thinks he can save him is the very pretty emo boy símon!!! who is also roberts b0yfr1end. will simon save our man in distress? definitely takes place in da 80s totes not the 2000s

An arrival brings some tension, but simmers after some *COUGH*

A normal schedule filled day makes the best change...

Robert is a simple, shy guy getting by... while Simon is an active fella. They both have the same ambitions, but they both discover the hidden ones too...

Honestly... cringe and smut happens here... good luck

*completed* Literally what the title says

An insight of what goes through their minds...

request some oneshot ideas, I'll write them for you! smut, fluff, agnst , I'll write anything except for rape! ^·^

A honeymoon suite was accidentally booked, and Simon is going to take advantage of it to share an unknown side of himself... *Everything in this story is 100% fictional and written solely for entertainment purposes.*