bottom ronaldo oneshots

the title says it all ft. lionel messi, zlatan ibrahimovic, robert lewandowski, thibaut courtois and more

"He's just a friend."

Cristiano Ronaldo was walking around Spain, Madrid. He moved there for a bit. Getting fresh memories of Real Madrid. He missed it. He bumped into star player, Jude Bellingham.. dang.. he's cute, he seems like a great guy he thought.. wrong. Just completely wrong. Jude took over his virginity and made him pregnant. Jud...

[~The quarterback likes me?..~]

Cristiano has been a futbol player for a long time.. until he saw the news.. the quarterback, Lionel Messi.. likes him?.. Messi said in a interview he will see one of his games.. he will meet him.. Cristiano of course is confused and a bit nervous. Why him?.. they do different sports.. he plays for patriots.. Cristian...