anger management therapists are not stress free. haydn does it for the money and the fact she somehow ended up with a psychology degree from college. pre season one au to ???

You are my Sunshine My only Sunshine.

"We're in the middle of a crime scene, will you please stop singing Taylor Swift!" "I'll have you know, I'm referencing her beautifully crafted lyrics, in the hope that it will help fix the current situation!" "And tell me exactly how reciting the lyrics of 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 will solve a murder investigation?" ____________ When Hailey Barnes transferred to the 99th precinct, she never expected to fall in love. Let alone fall in love with her fellow detective who has the humour of a middle school boy... but people can change and these things can happen.

Skinny Love:(n) When two people love each other but are too shy to admit it but they still show it. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Scar Toretto, a known detective, at the Brooklyn nine nine. Though she is sassy, she makes it up with her charm. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Jake Peralta, a known detective, works along with Scar. Known to have trouble with authority, but makes up with hard work. ~~~~~~~~~~~ "What makes you think Jake and I like each other? Cause I'm pretty sure, he's more attracted to Santiago than me. Oh and . . . I'll be more attracted to Scully than Jake. Most importantly, Jake Peralta and I -Scarlett Toretto, are just friends." "Yeah, that's what people say . . . then they end up doing romantically stuff. Like kissing, holding hands . . . dates-" "-Oh! Grow up! This isn't some stupid, cliché dumbass high school movie. I'll rather be a stripper than have some cliché love story like a desperate horny teenager. ~~~~~ #1 rank in Jake Peralta #1 rank in Jessica Alba #3 rank in Amy Santiago #4 rank in Charles Boyle #56 rank in Police #2 rank in Captain Holt #2 rank in Brooklyn99

A relationship would never work out between a criminal and a cop, much less a hitwoman. However, when she finds herself helping out a precinct in exchange for a reduced sentence, something more grows between them, something forbidden. highest rankings #1 in brooklynninenine #1 in jakeperalta #1 in brooklyn99 #1 in andysamberg #1 in b99 #1 in peralta #1 in nypd #1 in cops #24 in detective

season 1 ☑ season 2 ☑ season 3 (currently writing) Valerie has been at the Nine-Nine for years, working alongside Jake Peralta. The two were joined at the hip, partners in crime - she had always seen him as a colleague and a good friend. But after years of working together, and kicking ass, the two couldn't help but think of the other as something more. 89k words

Ellie Cruz, a NYPD detective has been undercover for nine years. Today, she has finally resurfaced. How will Jake Peralta, her boyfriend all of those years ago, react to the return of Ellie Cruz? Disclaimer: no peraltiago, sadly.