shrek has an awesome birthday party! until his friends ruin it by ditching him and making out in his outhouse. but when shrek is ready to give up on the best birthday ever, he gets a special surprise ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

I'm sorry if you wanted more updates, but its discontinued.

Maybe it was how I acted. Maybe it was how I now flinched at her touch. Maybe it was the shake in my voice. One way or another. She knows. Oh, she knows.

I was a normal girl until my mom sold me to the most famous British boy band in the world. Based on a true story. Reviews: "...you're a fucking literary genius. Like it's soo good. Write more wattpad stories pleaseee!!...Anna Todd wishes she was you." - Lauren, one direction expert "...I had to take a break it's too good"- Alianna, lied about being a one direction fan

tell me what to write IL DO IT I SWEAR it might take 2 days