A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

An ordinary day in an eb games store batman and Mario saw each other and they all new someone was not going to make out alive so they challenged each other to a street fight . Mario did the first fire ball ha yeas ima going toa win then batman punched mario in the face Wup Wup Wup waaaaaaaa then batman yelled out I'm BATMAN you die tonight no it's a mario Howa bash youa up Okaya I don't alike you and mama not lika youa tow batman does a swing to the legs ya score and mario says amama mia this one Isa for mamas make to the face until next time read batmans stories and follow me with Brucewayne123 let's see how wins in part 2 batman or mario text me your answers thanks for reading

The alphabets: One day there was a boy named jack and his teacher told him to learn the alphabets so the boy goes home. At home he asked his mum to teach him the alphabets but his mum said shoo because she was making food. thane he goes up to his dad he says to his dad can you teach me the alphabets because he was watching TV and a soccer team just scored a goal his like YA!!!!!!!. then he goes to his brother his like to his brother can you teach me the alphabets his I'm batman because he was watching Batman. The next day jack goes school and his teacher asked him to say the alphabets. Jacks like shoo the teacher said I will take you to the principle jacks like YA!!!!.the teachers like who do you think you are jack like I'm batman. The box Imagine your stuck in a box