Dream gets a rotisserie chicken and George gets jealous.

Oops I accidentally deleted the old description. L.

The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser.....

Slendy is left alone when Joe goes out with his friends.. what will happen when he calls Zalgo over for a visit? (Credit for the cover is unknown to me, found on Pinterest.) This is a shitpost I wrote for fun, I also don't own Creepypasta or Family Guy lmao

Well here it is! A more mature book with your favorite Super Smash Bros characters! Requests open! Warning: If you do not like this kind of content then please do not read!

Yeah I want pepperoni, hamburger, jalapenos, extra cheese... Sir, this is the white house. How did you get this number? Huh, well let me tell you a story... RATED MATURE FOR A REASON! NOT FOR CHILDREN! Deadpool aka Wade Wilson/Bella Swan pairing. Contains action, drama, hurt/comfort, romance, friendships, family, adventure, humor, explicit sexual content etc... NC-17 Deadpool/Bella Pairing Completed WARNING! This story will be very dark at times. THE CULLENS ARE THE VILLIANS IN THIS STORY! So if you're an Edward fan or team anything Cullen you might not want to read this. This story will contain violence, horror, sex, language, alcohol usage. This is a story of humor, drama, hurt/comfort, angst, romance, friendship etc... I cannot express enough how this is NOT for readers underage. You have been warned so don't come crying to me or your momma. This is a DEADPOOL story so you should know better honestly. You may just go slightly mad when reading this, but that is also NOT my problem. IN fact I'm pretty sure none of your problems are mine. BTW! (Bold words are Deadpool. He tends to talk and argue with himself. The Bold Italics are the author aka me and Deadpool talking!) You figure it out!

What happens when a suicidal scientist with a whiskey problem meets a redneck conman at a concert?...Let chaos begin!

Stanchez (Rick Sanchez x Stanley Pines) Rick runs away from a broken home to make a life for himself amongst the stars. Instead, he falls into the workplace of Stanley Pines, recently abandoned by his brother and disowned by his family. Together they can rule the world, or maybe just their own lives. It's a big enough goal for the men with no idea what they're doing.

whoops my hand slipped 𓇗------------𓇗 #1 in thelorax [ 04/16/24 ] 𓇗------------𓇗 ~ [ Garfield x The Lorax (2012) Crossover ] ~ ! \ SFW / ! ? { 100% Satire, however since I'm extra like that I'll be treating it like it's not } ¿ !! ^ Lorax Approved!! ^ !! 𝙶̴𝚊̴𝚛̴𝚏̴𝚒̴𝚎̴𝚕̴𝚍̴ 𝚊̴𝚗̴𝚍̴ 𝚝̴𝚑̴𝚎̴ 𝙻̴𝚘̴𝚛̴𝚊̴𝚡̴ 𝚍̴𝚘̴ 𝚗̴𝚘̴𝚝̴ 𝚋̴𝚎̴𝚕̴𝚘̴𝚗̴𝚐̴ 𝚝̴𝚘̴ 𝚖̴𝚎̴ 𓇗------------𓇗 Jon Arbuckle lost everything. His girlfriend, his job, and sooner or later his house. Severely in debt and heavily stressed out, Jon decides to take his pets to live with him at his mom's house. But uh oh! Disaster strikes, and Jon ends up driving into the middle of a tornado! [ 🤯 ] Little did Jon know that that one road trip and that one little tornado would change the course of his life forever... 𓇗------------𓇗 "Your fanfic was literally obliterating, your use of words was chefs kiss 💋" - Alice 𓇗------------𓇗 This is what happens when you're bored af and need to practice writing 💀‼️

Exactly as title says, onceler x gru. Enemies to lovers, a bit of spice, please enjoy 😉 Im kinda busy rn but I'll try to update at least once per month😟 Characters, thneeds, and trufulla trees were not made up by me‼️