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Project X ✔ [O L D V E R S I O N]

Book 1 of 3 [ C O M P L E T E D ] Most people dream of the stars and the things that come from them. They even have the infamous saying "Shoot for the moon; even if you do not succeed, you will be among stars." But no one ever dreams of what happens, if you actually meet the things that come from the stars and if...

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Daddy's Little Girl (Complete book- limited time only)

Harrison Kringe loses more than his wife when she suddenly dies after giving birth; he loses his mind. He blames his newborn baby girl for his devastating loss. She will pay the price for his insanity. Taught from birth to know only unimaginable horror, Harrison creates a monster. Can he control his creation, or will...

Online Diary

ok so, since I'm super super bored I decided to make this book about the random shit that's happening in my life cause why tf not? life is boring and I hate myself so I wanna share my life with all of you guys:)))

Witch Doctors Inc: SEASON ONE (Completed!)

🌟WATTYS 2023 SHORTLIST 🌟WATTYS 2023 FANS CHOICE AWARDS NOMINEE 🌟WATTYS 2022 SHORTLIST 🌟Editor's Pick (Reading Radar) Feb 2024 🌟 Featured Wattpad Pick x 4 (Wattpad HQ) 🌟 16 × Wattpad featured (Ambassador profiles) *** Welcome to Witch Doctors Inc. Got a problem? We'll solve it. Warts? Easy. Got an enemy after...

Drakkon

When Daiyu is summoned with dozens of other girls to be the Emperor's concubine, she doesn't think that she'll be chosen. Although beautiful and kind, she's hardly qualified to be with the emperor, whose name is stained with blood and whose reputation is blacker than sin. When she accidentally catches the eye of Emper...

Idk Why I Have This But I do ✌

Am starting to treat Wp as if it's a social media app 💀 But yeah anyways, this contains random collection of edits/ cursed photos and C.ai chats.

Wake Up, Witch

When a malevolent witch wakes up two-hundred years later in a completely different England, she has to solve the mysteries of her past with the help of an old immortal nemesis before her true enemies get to her. *** In 1822, Lady Aster Byrne is considered the most powerful witch in all of England for her ability to st...

Sakura Blossom ( Kny X Modern! Reader )

Y/N was just an ordinary person from the 21st century, she didn't expect to wake up in an anime where human-eating demons roam free every night. Well, what's left for her is to learn how to use a sword and help the protagonist make his sister human again, who knows if she can get back to her world like this? Little di...

🌸Wisteria Flowers🌸{Tanjiro x HunterXHunter} [EDITING]]

Tanjiro gets sent to the HunterXHunter world. How will he survive, and will he meet new friends?

Geekishly Perfect | Nalu

Lucy Heartfilia is a straight A student,with her IQ up in the satisfactory; she is elegant yet, intelligent. Lucy tends to hang out with the 'misfits' or 'nerds' even though, she could pick which group she wanted to be in. Lucy is referred to as a 'geek' since, she lacks confidence and, ignores those who attempt to as...

♥︎ Art by Peachy ♥︎

Hi! I LOVE to draw! Drawing , for me is a method to escape from stress and people ^^

N x Uzi (MURDER DRONES)

Uzi and N meet how they did in episode one of the show, however they become closer and closer, N becomes more flirtatious and Uzi gets more and more flustered at his comments. REMINDER: There will NOT be smut in this, N and Uzi are teenagers. (KEEP IN MIND, I AM A TEENAGER MYSELF).

Uzi x N Oneshots

When you match up an angsty teen robot and a murder drone, what do you get? Some say cute moments. The rest say stupidity. Especially V. ~•~•~ smut, fluff, and more watch me lose my account again lol Start: September 19, 2023 Finish: August 17, 2024 Editing Finish: -- ~•~•~ book cover goes to @RSpaceda! tyy for the dr...

[Trapped Between] Yandere! Itadori x Reader x Yandere! Sukuna

It's been a couple of years since Choi (y/n) last saw Itadori Yuji who mysteriously disppeared after an incident with his club members. Fast forward to 20XX when (y/n) is now a higher-up for the Supernatural Activity Investigation Bureaucracy and she meets again Itadori by chance. But they're not alone. Itadori now po...

The Virus Within: The Road Ahead (Book 1 - SERIES COMPLETED!)

If dish soap, rutabagas, and firecrackers aren't an essential part of your zombie apocalypse kit, you better grab them now! Season 1 of The Virus Within (SERIES IS COMPLETED!) * * * * * * * Trinity fights against the bloodthirsty influences of the zombie virus as she searches for her sister, hoping to f...

The Virus Within: Third Wave (Book 2)

The third wave is looming, mere weeks away, but in the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse, problems never come just one at a time. Season 2 of The Virus Within * * * * * Life isn't easy, and that's doubly true when you're a zombie surrounded by humans, a crazy redhead, and a far-too-curious scientist. Once you...

The Virus Within: Blood Moon (Book 3)

If you're a zombie, how far would you be willing to go to save the two people you care about the most? Season 3 of The Virus Within * * * * * Trinity isn't about to let anything stop her. Come hell or high water, she's determined to get Jess and Nicky back. And heaven help anyone who stands in her way. Whoeve...

The Virus Within: The Unranked (Book 4)

Season 4 of The Virus Within Trinity is familiar with zombies, being one herself, but when strange zombies start appearing, she realizes that the world she knew might be changing yet again. When a dangerous set of scientific notes are discovered, Trinity and her friends don't realize anything is wrong until a frantic...

The Virus Within: Secrets Unraveled (Book 5)

Hordes of strange, unranked zombies are appearing and threatening to overrun the remaining human Strongholds, as Trinity and her companions race to find out who's behind it. Season 5 of The Virus Within *** As if a handful of zombies with strange traits weren't bad enough, they're now appearing in hordes...And there a...

Tips For Writing On Wattpad

Welcome to the wonderful world of writing on Wattpad! This is Wattpad, not the Olympics, so there's no need to panic. Anyone can try it, no training required. Writing doesn't have to be complicated, and you don't have to be a graduate of some fancy university, but there are a few guidelines that will make things easie...

A Different Virus: Heartfire

In the future, everyone who's bitten by a zombie turns into one... until Diane doesn't. Seven days later, she's facing consequences she never imagined. * * * * * As civilization collapses under a relentless wave of zombies, Diane and her friends tak...

A Different Virus - Laura's Story

This is a second view point from my original story - A Different Virus - Heartfire. I highly advise reading the original book first. Intro: Laura was a happy child without a care in the world. She loved her parents and life was perfect. Nothing seemed like it could go wrong. People started talking about a bad flu th...

A Starship Called Starsong

Computer updates are simple, right? Apparently, that's not always the case when it involves a Spaceship's AI in the middle of deep space. We have always relied upon technology to travel through space, but sometimes that very same technology has a mind of its own... (This story has a happy ending) -------- Sneak Peek: ...

Merfolk on Mars

Merfolk? Check. Axes? Check. Funky glowing green rock? Check. Moon around Mars? Check. What have I gotten myself into? Forewarned: This is a parody. A huge thank-you to @rentachi for this beautiful cover!

𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 ‖ 𝖩𝖩𝖪 𝖮𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗌

↪Jujutsu kaisen x reader one shots. Disclaimer! I don't own the art, pictures, gifs or characters (or the anime in general)! Credits to their original Owner!

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Bungou Stray Dogs - Headcanons #1

↪you'll find: ↠ what if's ✔ ↠ nsfw, basic headcanons 💦 ↠ headcanon memes 👀

bungou stray dogs || one-shots #1

"Last year nothing happened. The year before nothing happened. And the year before that nothing happened." ↪contains: ↠ nsfw, smut, lime 💦 ↠ fluff, romance 🌸 ↠ angst, comfort 💔 ↠ drabbles, scraps ✔ currently hesitating about male! reader scenarios. might as well will keep it gender neutral.